Matt Schnippert

So just like I did with AIM, MySpace, and other generations of media back to SixDegrees and Prodigy, I bid farewell to Twitter and wonder which site will be the next to fall. And there’s only one way for me to sign off: #FuckDonaldTrump. 3/3

I joined right after losing my mom and have since experienced so many highs and lows here. This site almost cost me my job at Maclay on multiple occasions - yet I stand by every one of those long deleted posts and I’m confident that time has proven me right. 2/3

After sixteen years here, this tweetstorm is my last post. You can find me with this username on almost every site. I stayed well past twttr’s death and now - thanks to the Apartheid asshole - X is its unrecognizable zombie. 1/3

@nolanolegal Possibly a commemoration of the Edmund Fitzgerald? It’s the right day but still too early to be the matching time.

Was that just a distress call on the river?

@nolanolegal My wife just scared the shit out of me because DeSantis is pushing demon-sperm-Ladapo for the CDC or HHS. That will be massively deadly.

So who will be our governor when Landry is AG in January?

@christierevis It’s right at my 16th Twitter-versary and I think it’s time I moved on, too. Just sent you a request.

@JonBoeckenstedt My thought is that if you’re mostly doing museums and the like, the extra aperture of the 2.8 will make a big difference. Outside, the f4 would cost you some artistic flexibility but the broader range of lengths will be worth it.

@Altotus I'll have to speak to the chief travel officer and trip planner in the Boeckenstedt house to answer that.

England for eleven days with one lens:

Anyone know this fool here in Tally?

@ksausville I was a young evangelical who was one of the 527 votes. I voted absentee (was in college) so it probably never got counted. I assuage my guilt by realizing that the election was going to go W’s way no matter what the results. And by raising two kids who know better than I did.

@danielkauppi Took me a while to find it. All of these were suggestions I’d seen before today, but I first saw AK this afternoon. I feel pretty OK about tomorrow. And that scares me because I felt good about 2016 until that afternoon.

maps are fool’s errands. but fuck it. i’ll give it a shot. and no, i didn’t screw up that one..

@CummingsLinda @aserkin I was going to joke about a conspiracy but knowing this hellsite and the freaks on it, it would have been taken seriously and broadcast globally. 🙄 (I always assumed they’re identical and it’s a marketing gimmick. Even with their symmetry, they’re still superimposable.)

@aserkin For some reason our bag of Twix only had two Right Twix - the rest were Left. Biased Twix?

In the last few minutes before candle lighting, I have a couple questions that were big discussions in my classes today: Is there a difference between a right twix and a left twix? Is there one you prefer?

@KatieMcIntyre96 Unfortunately, he’s allowed to vote because Florida bases felons’ voter eligibility based upon where he was convicted.

@sitiart @amazon There’s something going on at the Tallahassee distribution center. Kaia ordered new work shoes and got size 6 boys pajamas.

Who do I contact on @amazon for prime service!? What I ordered for Halloween vs. what I got. WTF!? How y’all ruin Halloween THIS bad!?

@NWSTallahassee There are a lot of dry Octobers, but I’d forgotten about the 2019 streak that encompassed all of September. Very strange considering it’s usually so wet.

Our last measurable precipitation was October 6 when we received 0.22 inches of rain. The top 20 runs without precipitation are generally a month or longer. With little to no rain forecast the next 7 to 10 days, it's possible we jump into the top 20 runs without rain #FLwx

@nolanolegal So many questions left!

So Agatha…

@sitiart Asé and amen.

It’s me again, God. Make it so.

If Mark Cuban wants to start a new national paper with disgruntled star reporters from the WaPo, NYT & L.A. Times, with full editorial separation, I’ll subscribe.

@sitiart My MIL wanted to just put her ballot in the box at the side of the street and put the flag up. Literally 3 days after someone stole every Harris sign in ours and two other major neighborhoods. No, ma’am, this vote is too important for that.

Here we go….

.@NBCNews confirms: Beyoncé is expected to appear with Vice President @KamalaHarris in Houston Friday evening, three sources familiar with the planning tell @KellyO, @albamonica and me. One of the people said Beyoncé plans to performance as well.