Ifunanya || Backend Engineer

@Kckingson @UnkleAyo Leave all this funny things. It’s for camera. There’s no such thing as star first off. Also no one in the Bible had an issue in life for fornicating. Success is natural and not an effect of sex.

@UnkleAyo There are many rich men who go to ashawo quarters. How did they become rich even though they mingle with prostitutes? Can someone explain better?

At least now I know the source of my problem. 😔

@Dexywatts @Molayoo_ E be like say you nevwr sabi women 😂 Them hate honesty 😂

@Molayoo_ Wait oo I don’t get it. Is it everyone that we marry their dream girl? No na. The dream girl doesn’t even exist!

“Am I your dream girl?” “No” Chim!😭

@CCSoludo Give Anambra light, take us away from the national grid.

@TheDrunkMonk80 @repostvira57869 Africans ain’t carrying guns around. Y’all should be specific. Europeans blacks aren’t doing this either. Say black Americans and be loud about it, don’t drag an entire race on one stupid set.

@repostvira57869 One thing about blacks and it's facts, y'all love to kill each other over dumb shit! The amount of you black kids and men killed from being shot it's crazy. Blacks hold that record for sure.

Bro this was fucked up last year .Fam lost his life for nothing … 😭😭

@LxrdSpxwn @STEFisDOPE Our outfit got to be black too.

@STEFisDOPE Should we start wearing the same outfit like Viltrumites do? Who's gonna set up the Niggamite outfit?

I hope y’all hit the gym tomorrow. Be the Black Viltrumite the Japanese think you are.

“Behold! The Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world!” —John 1:29

@nosi____ And you did a sui at the end 🤦🏽‍♂️

Me when my man’s team is losing 🥺

@MosesOladele007 @afcsince04 @TrollFootball Bro multiple times there was no call by this ref. Eric touch wasn’t strong enough for a red

@afcsince04 @TrollFootball The same foul on olmo in the box was what Eric did, 1 was awarded the other wasn’t

Atletico Madrid's man of the match

@igboonaija3 I put it to you that there is no pastor that does not have an herectic teaching. In order of levels to heretic teachings, he try sha.

Damina is also a heretic...talking against prosgo does not absolve him of that

@Igvenner @Abdulra16142327 @mahalokoka21597 @SteveInmanClips Thank you for putting a sensible reply, people are saying the dog life over a humans 🙆🏽

@Abdulra16142327 @mahalokoka21597 @SteveInmanClips No, but the chances of an armed suspect pointing that gun at the cops after being done with the dog are high

Darwin Contenders

@Joesongmusic @WaleMicaiah Please can we be mutuals

@WaleMicaiah Jesus didn't die for you to be wealthy, even though prosperity or wealth isn't a bad thing. However, He died to pay the ultimate sacrifice for sin. He came that we should have Life and have it in abundance. We only have one Gospel which is the Gospel of Christ.

"I didn't become a born again Christian until I was a Professor of Law,... I'm a Professor of the Law of Evidence — proof!" — Prof Yemi Osinbajo

@toluogunjobi23 @mighty_abbey Because black Americans are majorly thugs. It’s their culture. There’s a guy on twitter doing a prank where he carries a fake ps5 through black houses and gets robbed. They sing about it and live it, the life of crime that it then rows over to the innocent.

@mighty_abbey I don't understand why Black people are often stereotyped a lot.

Got kicked out for being Black 💔
Young Colin’s hotel nightmare in Colin in Black & White hits different 😭 
Would this still happen today? 👀🎥

@Stan_Coder @tohire_ng Thanks man 🫡

@tohire_ng @AlvinOkoli

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@NanoBaiter Wish I can learn this for l Nigeria ln fraudsters

1/ Meet Kabir Singh, an Indian scammer who impersonates Apple support and then rips off innocent vulnerable people. He tried to scam me......but instead of paying him money, I hacked into his laptop and redeemed $10,000 worth of giftcards live on webcam!

@hostingnigeria 😂😂 No wahala

@AlvinOkoli Cut for me nahh

Had a fun Saturday with my sister.

@hostingnigeria @chinedusog Hey there let’s connect

@chinedusog Let's connect SOG 🤝 I provide web hosting and domain registration services

Why do I keep waking up to fewer mutuals instead of more 🥲 If you are into Tech, let's connect and work together, and bring your idea to reality 🤝

@chinedusog Yh, just like calculators replaced mathematicians. There’s an issue with axiom. Claude doesn’t care neither does co pilot. Replace who?

So after spending all this years to learn this Tech, you tell me AI will replace me?

@Georgeuokoli Them they do like say them no Dey enter sun 🤦🏽‍♂️

May heat kill person 😭

@chinedusog @Codey_sis Hey can we be mutuals

@Codey_sis That’s how it goes sometimes… one door closes and you just adjust for the next one

I think WordPress worth learning. I somehow lose a gig last week because I have no idea about how to use WordPress. Even though I told the man I do write code and send my cv to him, I haven't see any sign of him getting back to me🤧🤧 Omoh the struggle 😪

@emmanuelao_ Hi Emmanuel, I am backend dev. Nice to meet you. Let’s connect

I’m Emmanuel AO, a DevOps Engineer. I focus on building scalable infrastructure, CI/CD pipelines, and automation that power reliable systems Currently working on real-world DevOps projects and continuously improving my engineering process. Open to connecting with serious builders