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Why don’t we over-invest in education to help students move into medicine? #QandA

I usually love AAMI park, but the fact that toilets aren’t flushing, at all, in this stadium is actually disgusting.

20 points to whomever dressed Isa Gua. Absolutely phenomenal look

I bet some intern got the blame for the typo in step 1, but honestly I blame the manager/editor here. Like, the change wasn’t necessary. The first point makes sense. People need to stop managing for the sake of being the boss.

Wordle 548 2/6* 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@katherine_deves Yes, because children *never* speak to their friends and absolutely do not look at social media. Ever. It’s all the teacher fault…

Our education system is in decline. Our kids deserve so much better. Let’s get back to the 3Rs. My kids told me a girl in their age group at sport said she was “bisexual”, & the Queen “stole” Australia - they’re NINE BTW. Makes for interesting dinner conversation…

GAS BAGGED: Experts have thoroughly rubbished Matthew Guy's “signature” gas policy, saying it would take up to 25 years to develop, be “vastly expensive”, require significant fracking, which is banned, breach the constitution on free trade, and stifle climate targets. #auspol

The Venn Diagram of new restaurants that think it’s a good idea to put anchovies on the menu, and new restaurants that make it, is a circle.

DAN ANDREWS has reminded the violent anti-freedom groups demonstrating on the weekend that abortion is “a private matter between a woman and her doctor, and Victorian women are sick and tired of being told by blokes what they should do with their body.” #auspol

@lesbiposting Lesbians are coming over to see me. Yay.

lesbiphobia check, let your phone finish the sentence lesbians are..

@KobieThatcher Dis you?

You can't really blame the soccer crowd for booing during the 'Welcome to Country' ceremony last night. Australians have had enough of being welcomed to their own country. Everyone should be able to enjoy sports without divisive politics.

@DaveMilbo Kiwis in Australia. Tax-paying, well-meaning, “I’ll pay you $20 bucks if you consider my vote” Kiwis in Australia.

Alright, here's a real question: is there anything in particular you'd like me to talk about at The Shot event at the State Library??!

Absolutely love when civilian Social Media Managers think they’re making a real difference

@theheraldsun “People before profit” is literally the Socialist Party of Australia’s tagline. Are you guys lefties now, or…?

Dan Andrews has been accused of putting cash before people after it emerged his government is blocking a push by RSLs and footy clubs to get out of pokies > bit.ly/3L3L1kY

Avi Yemini is crowdfunding for his appeal. Except - wait for it - decisions made under s 97 are not subject to appeal or review (unless the person is a citizen, perm resident or resident visa holder, none of which apply to Avi) 4/4

Today is a good day to remind everyone that Avi Yemini & Rukshan are not journalists.

Holy shit, @FOXNRL can you just call yourselves anti-Melbourne and be done with it? I will literally pay for a service that doesn’t call a Melbourne gain “luck”.

Danny Ric is getting the absolute worst deal. He’s not that bad of a driver but McLaren just don’t rate him

@PRGuy17 A burner gmail

WHO is PRGuy?