Pancho🌵

I literally be texting @tatercakeee like I'm her creepy boyfriend BEGGING her to hang out with me😂😂😂

happiest new year

last year my momma bought me a size 14 dress pants for Christmas, this year she bought me the exact same pair but in a size 8😇😇 #progress

I need new delulu friends bc I got shit I wanna get off my chest but they're gonna give me a lecture & tell me the opposite of what I wanna hear AND I don't want that soooo

@KyleLinebaugh Maybe it's the medical field lol

Bro I get a 73% discount on my knee surgery just for paying cash. Insurance is a scam.

Yes.

when my yapping battery runs out i just sit there like this

May 9's always a bit of a bittersweet day. Here's to ol Whitley #keithwhitley #countrycover #classiccountry

forgot to share that I moved & started at a new agency😇🫶🏼

I didn't blink an eye dropping $2k on a shotgun & over $100 in ammo every time we have a shoot, but the thought of spending more than $300 on a set of used golf clubs seems insane to me😂😂 why do I keep picking expensive hobbies?

The fact that Wisconsin hasn’t taken over the upper peninsula from Michigan tells me everything I need to know about those cowards

@Justus_Seiber Sell insurance😂 a lot of us take clients out to golf for "meetings"

If yall hear of any job openings where you just get to play golf all day and mind your business, let me know. I am ready to take that step in my career

They think I’m entertaining everyone, but I really be in my room like.. 😩😂😂

i'm both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are

someone pls act right so I can actually dress shop & not just model some /: but also shop @ Touch of Class in Branson MO🫶🏼

real