Alyssa

When I die, I want two things on my headstone:

In Alabama, I swear it go Jesus, Nick Saban, then James Spann 😂😂😂

u guys gotta try dating someone thats actually nice to you it’ll change ur life i promise like look at me im not funny anymore and i dont even care

@fuckorangebeach Let me run it 🤷🏼‍♀️

If anyone wants to operate a snowcone stand this summer, hit me up

sorry i didnt respond to ur email in a timely fashion i literally cannot tell days apart anymore and thought today was 2 weeks ago

Troy = dressing South = stuffing

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

@lillybest14 Like Lauren said it’s different for everyone, but I’ve loved lexapro! Sometimes it’s just a trial and error thing for a few months unfortunately.

Does anyone have any recommendations on an anxiety medication they love??

I miss concerts. I really, REALLY miss concerts. I miss bonding with strangers and feeling accepted and dancing and screaming lyrics for a few hours.

I know this is crazy to believe but Jesus loves Trump and Biden so much He literally died for them. Hear me out: I think if we love the same Jesus - we can love people who voted different than us.

I’m sure the mullet toss is a lot of fun but I just don’t think I could live with myself if I went to the florabama before dark.

They lowdown... they dirty... they some snitches

Dear professor, Please don't make your online class a series of vocabulary fill in the blank assignments. Sincerely, Someone who won't remember the vocab words in 20 minutes

Don't college, please.

@abbywils0n @cmm0083_morris @trinity_lanep Happy birthday!!!🎉