jebby

@Riotdetective i have no recollection of this LMAOOOOO sorry! sometimes i just get a little trigger happy

@lidglue Damn I got blocked on da alt 🤣

only have access to this account through one of my laptops just coming here to say u people are EVIL if youre posting screenshots of my tweets on reels like is that MONETIZED???? i have made 0 dollars and 0 cents off this account... i quit too early

@qraqen_ i might revive because a desk job is not for me... once i figure out how to get this account back on my phone...

@lidglue Holy shit jebby tweet in 2024

@yoonogy LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SO SORRY I WAS CRAZY FOR SAYING THAT

thinking about when @lidglue said I talk like I don’t know how to read and I think I understand now listening to myself

my alt account got suspended……. i made a new one……. —> @jebichu

@Jayemnf im on @benicetojenny but i dont tweet to be funny on it sorry,,,,,

@lidglue so do you still have another account where you make banger tweets

i retired not cuz i have a bf but bc i am like 52 years old in twitter years and have more important things to worry about… like spending time with my grandchildren, etc

retirement

@afichonado yay 💗

@afichonado okay 💗

@Vespants_ thank u

@lidglue you’re fine methinks

oomf has been begging me to get a little trim…

everyone in the world should regularly see a therapist… its very helpful and great for introspection…except me i dont need a therapist because im perfect and smarter than all of them

@hawuju god i wish

@lidglue he's about to recommend a lobotomy

went to therapy in china and it was amazing... i was like talking about how i get so anxious im unable to sleep most nights and he was like heyyy...don't think so much. like thats so true...

@YellowRabbit9 they ran out of those i even lined up at cashier instead of self checkout………… 💔

@lidglue Don’t they sell 20c “reusable” ones instead?

canada going to hell for banning plastic bags i really had to carry my ultra absorbency tampon box in my hands on my 20 minute walk

retiring from irl to focus on fandom 🥺

got mad i had to sit through john wick 4 so i chewed on this straw