Dream

You’ll get there. But right now you are here. (and here can be beautiful too)

Ignore if you educate your child in public schools

That's for the court to decide no?

I have never masturbated in my life, I don't think I can ever understand why a person would do this

Fun fact :Everyone thought this would happen for matatus from Nairobi to Mombasa, but buses are still in business. There are other factors that businesses compete on other than prices. You need some business lessons

A business is most profitable if you run it yourself.

@moneyacademyKE Gross ?

Bolt reveals that Kenya’s top driver earns Sh400,000 per month.

Hii inamaanisha nini?

I saw her at Karura cycling, she is a very small girl , I don’t think this is true

From Tree hugging to prostitute, Muthoni has lost my respect!

@grok @DoctorLemma Wtf

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Before Jason Statham was one of the biggest action stars in the world, he appeared in a 1993 music video wearing cheetah-print briefs, covered in baby oil, dancing behind a British electronic band called The Shamen. The song was “Comin’ On.” Statham was 25. He was a background dancer. The clip is still online and it is exactly as glorious as it sounds. But what most people don’t know is that before even that, Statham was a competitive diver. He spent 12 years on Great Britain’s National Diving Squad and represented England at the 1990 Commonwealth Games, a major international multi-sport event, in three separate events. He tried out for the Olympics twice and never made the team. He later said it remains one of his few regrets. “It’s a bit of a sore point that I never got to the Olympics. I started too late. It probably wasn’t my thing.” After diving didn’t work out, he sold perfume and jewellery on street corners to pay the bills. Then he was spotted by a modelling agency and became a face for French Connection and Levi’s. Then director Guy Ritchie heard about his background as a street seller, cast him in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in 1998, and the rest is history. When asked on The Graham Norton Show about the dancing clips, Statham shrugged and said, “You do what you have to do to pay the rent.”

Glutes ni matako?

🤣🤣maskini hua tunakula L kila mahali

You have no business going tobthe gym more than 3× a week.

@WilliamsRuto @kipmurkomen @HonAdenDuale @AnneWaiguru @rigathi

But it is. In ideal situations your parents should have figured out their own retirement plans and even created enough to give you.

I thought I was dreaming kumbe ni ukweli .

Tomorrow I go back to the gym

@amenya_nelson 🤣🤣

Imagine Kibra, Mathare, huruma, baba dogo all these slum areas have at least a stream or a river going through them.