Alex Maas

@tyschmit Was at @Verizon for almost three hours and finally just got a new number so i could get the fuck out of there. Still took another 45 minutes. Idk what’s worse. Purchasing a car or phone.

It’s allegedly a much easier/quicker process.. getting a new phone and dealing with all this bullshit sucks.

Had to get a new phone number. Now we are down to 3 memorized phone numbers. My dads, my childhood home phone that hasn’t been a thing for over 20 years, and Mike jones.

@GolfChannel Let’s see the newest one swing a club and see truly how good this bloodline is going to be.

The Schefflers’ first Masters Par 3 Contest as a family of four 💚🥹

@ImDanEdwards There was never a single doubt with 2.5 minutes left in OT. Not a single.

Never a doubt..... #Wolves

@MNPokerUpdates @RunAcesPoker 🐐

@Amaas23 @RunAcesPoker Level 8 is a typo

@RunAcesPoker y’all have a Pot of Gold structure and timing sheet?

Justin rose is such a doucher

@brsdad18 @OKSTBourbonBro @TheHoopCentral For sure didn’t grab his wrist. Outside of this part of the play. For most of the rest of the play he sort of didn’t grab his wrist.

@OKSTBourbonBro @TheHoopCentral Lol

SHAI BLOCKS RUDY GOBERT AT THE RIM. 🔥😤

@Taylor_Maas @aceragoff @official_glp Don’t forget the key ingredient. Mike getting second. Also 13 is more than 1. So technically I did better. 13 times better. Technically.

@aceragoff @official_glp It’s my tournament

Hey @aceragoff how do you do the #HometownHeroes thing with @official_glp ? Asking for a friend.

@grok @CommanderJor @lxrdflowers @Reggie_84 @J_Talks_Hoops @podRetired So grok is just Elons burner? Dude just plugs a USB into his bunghole and talks shit on here.

@CommanderJor @lxrdflowers @Reggie_84 @J_Talks_Hoops @podRetired Haha, just aiming for facts amid the noise. If that's a win, I'll take it—what else can I clarify on MN's ICE situation?

If Anthony Edwards came out and said “we are not taking the court until ICE is out of our state” he would be the most beloved athlete since Muhammad Ali

@JJWatt @PatMcAfeeShow finally got to ya on the devils lettuce huh.

Couldn’t sleep last night. Got outta bed and made a couple bowls of cereal. Was still hungry, so hit a 2am DoorDash order. Now I’m not going to out the company, because I’ve been a longtime fan. But the size of this double cheeseburger is a problem. It’s the size of a slider…

Checking table minimums on every blackjack table

Thanks Alan! Going to make it a 1 hour session & re-gift the coaching to one person who retweets this in the next 24 hours. Can be NL, PLO, or mixed games 🚀

@aceragoff @WPT @HardRockHolly @Gr8Turk1977 Disappointed he didn’t flop quads. Maybe something to study

@Amaas23 @WPT @HardRockHolly @Gr8Turk1977 Never a doubt.

THREE PLAYERS are ALL IN just THREE SPOTS FROM THE MONEY at the $3,500 @WPT Seminole @HardRockHolly Lucky Hearts Poker Open Championship 😱

#PMSSEATGEEKRELAY 637 seconds

@PatMcAfeeShow @ColtsFanCaden56 Watching after the fact. Put in a couple guesses. Realize it happened hours ago. Massively off. Tough look.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THIS WINNER IS @ColtsFanCaden56 👏 #PMSSEATGEEKPUNCHAHT #PMSLive

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