Revd Amanda Sim

@nickralph1 It’s certainly been that - now just itching to get started!

@AmandaGSim Many congratulations! What a journey!

We are beyond delighted to be starting the next chapter!

@_timpike @CofEPortsmouth Thanks Tim 😁

@AmandaGSim @CofEPortsmouth Great news - they are very lucky to have you!

My two wee pooches - Jim and Tom, detest fireworks but thanks to @ClassicFM they are quite happily chilling out on my lap. Obviously this means I cannot move/cook supper/tidy etc! Thanks @CharlotteHawkns for the rather fab #PetClassics 🙏🏻🐾

@HannahBarraclo8 @organprojectorg Well that’s just peachy! I’m still writing the sermon for tomorrow 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Staggeringly dangerous drinks with the boys. Black sambuca and 5% beer is dangerous.

@ScottAniol Blimey, that means all my TI supervision is out the window and he is at risk of all manner of problems with GDPR!! 💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

1. Don’t be alone with a woman who is not your wife. 2. Give your wife access to all text messages and email. 3. Install accountability software on all devices. 4. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

@peterleonard200 NO! I wholeheartedly and most vehemently disagree with that statement, my good man! Veggie sausage sarnie with brown sauce is akin to manna from heaven. The End 🤣

Me - ‘Just nipping to the fabric shop to get some black thread, back in a mo’ Husband - ‘okay, see you in a couple of hours’ Me - 😳 *he knows me too well, no need to hide fabric stash on return 🤦🏼‍♀️

@HannahBarraclo8 Nooooo, not yet 😥. Sending you massive hugs and tummy rubs to Alfie. Xxxx

I think my pup is struggling. Very lethargic, very fidgety, very panty. His cancer is now into its 8th month, so he’s doing really well but I just can’t bring myself to think about saying goodbye just yet. Watching him very closely for a possible vet trip. 🙏🏼

Out and about in the parish, meeting people, drinking coffee, loving clergy life. #blessed #newrev #godineverything

@NorthallSarah And now singing “up above the streets and houses…” 😁

@NorthallSarah I can’t un-see Bungle now 🤣🤣🤣

If I was a dog…

@DocBrush @RiponCuddesdon It went really well! Had some great feedback with some saying it was like have a convo with a friend, another said I was a breath of fresh air and one asked to have a copy to show her friend! Just waiting to hear the anonymous ‘it was pants’ feedback 🤣

@AmandaGSim @RiponCuddesdon How did it go?

First sermon of my curacy today. Due to a few different factors it’s only my third…EVER 😳. Unlike the ‘curate in a box’ escapades, writing and delivering sermons IS something @RiponCuddesdon and @DocBrush prepared me for. Come on Holy Spirit, do your thing 🙏🏻✝️😁

As a Southerner married to a Northerner I am an honorary Newcastle supporter. Who knew the NUFC lunch bag could be subtly refashioned into a clergy lunch bag…#happydays #newrev #NUFC

Life of a #newrev day 4: Tesco express. Little girl in a school uniform: Mummy, that’s Reverend Amanda - we put her in a box yesterday 🤣 Mum: 😳😬 sorry! Me: It was really good fun! Mum: Come on darling or we’ll be late 😬😂😂

@kieronrowley @RiponCuddesdon I did my best 😉

@AmandaGSim @RiponCuddesdon You working that box gurl 👏 🙌

Am I a curate in a box, a cardboard box?! First infant school collective worship done. No one prepared me for this at @RiponCuddesdon! This though, without a doubt is my calling. 🙏🏻😁📦

@HannahBarraclo8 @RevRobDenton And perfect toast with just the right amount of melting butter! Crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside, two thirds melted butter to one third softened butter!

@RevRobDenton Hard agree right here. Scotch eggs too.

Life is too short for mediocre tomatoes. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

@HannahBarraclo8 I concur…and strawberries (unless you have champagne on the side then who cares what the strawberries taste like!) 🍓🍾🥂one of these glasses has your name on it 😉