Amanda Seeley

I’m going to be such a good mother

@loveyou_meanitt I prefer the book cover redesigned by the Goldman’s

@Gayysteven @AllieCawley We love to see Twitter funny Allison back

ACTUALLY YOU’RE FIRED

Church is just a book club that never ends

@dogfather They have the worst quality of product that couldn’t last one day at the dog park. I am still loyal to you after approx 150 dms of my dogs have gone unanswered

i can’t do this today

@McCoy16 @TheeDomReiske An adopted pocket pit bull is the only kind I’m allowed to get 😬

@TheeDomReiske @AmandaJSeeley I want to know the stipulations. Im wondering if mine are similar

If i had one piece of advice for someone wanting more than 2 dogs, i would tell them to buy more towels.

@jnbj_ Thunder vest and Benadryl!

@loveyou_meanitt Stop

@annayanezzz I’m sorry but I do not

@Ridiculous_Evan @McCoy16 @TheeDomReiske Hm doesn’t look familiar

@McCoy16 @TheeDomReiske @AmandaJSeeley where have I seen this before?

Sadly i have seen a re-enactment if this. At the Lake of the Ozarks. Which makes it even more disturbing.

@erica_seeley @Applebees Never forget

Somebody told me that’s human pee will help your hair grow? ......can somebody try it and tell me if it works ?

@TheeDomReiske 14karat said she’d drive me

@Kmarkobarstool True crime bullshit

Need an off-the-radar true crime pod. And I mean OFF the radar. Like not listed on Spotify main page. Once you get your "Serial" and "A Recording Of Me Banging Your Mom" jokes in, please help.

Do you like the smell of your own farts?

@aheim26 Okay I’ll allow it but to be clear my answer is any other time than breakfast

@AmandaJSeeley Can’t. Anytime is a good time to eat cereal

When do you like to eat cereal? For science please be honest.

@aheim26 I need you to pick one there has to be a winner

@AmandaJSeeley Why is both not an option?

@loveyou_meanitt I needed this. And I need this couple on 90 day fiancé