Evan Beiser

@PatrickMahomes hey, know you’re busy right now, but please buy the deer creek golf course.

@LongtimeToolies Built a pair of these barstools out of walnut with a little maple trim on the top.

Finally Toolie Tuesday! Go ahead and show off those weekend projects. #ToolieTuesday

@McCoy16 One time I was in Vegas (probably 2007), and I opened my car door getting out at a valet pull up. Ended up hitting a lady with the door who was walking. It was Pink. That’s it. That’s all I got.

I’m about the music today. Please share one of your favorite interactions you’ve had with your favorite bands or musicians.

@ItsJillerTime64 Read the room Jillian. Some of us are still grieving the loss of the entire tournament this year.

2 years ago today Villanova made a record number of 3’s against KU in the Final Four to knock them out of the tournament and I still haven’t emotionally recovered from this.

@KellenK19 I’m just going to pop on up to St. Joe’s like it’s nothing

Not nearly as much as their gas budget. Seems like they take the casual 6 hour round trip to KC and back at least 50x a week.

If you’ve been here, you’re immune to the coronavirus

@aheim26 Yeah obviously...the solar eclipse only lasted 2 minutes and 38 seconds.

@ZachBoyd89 @GrantGregBro @Wendys

@GrantGregBro @Wendys

I just voted for Devon Dotson for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here! wendys.com/Devon-Dotson

@McCoy16 @TheeDomReiske @AmandaJSeeley where have I seen this before?

Sadly i have seen a re-enactment if this. At the Lake of the Ozarks. Which makes it even more disturbing.

Snow can go melt in hell

@Bambino_Bets Got any XFL picks for us?

Wanted to end the season better. The post season ends 5-3. Finish the last couple months over 70% and I intend to get back to other sports before we get back to MLB POD: 92-45 +$37,780 POM: 28-13 +$62,350 POY: 8-0 +$80,000

@MikePereira @prestonhowell @NFLOfficiating @NFL @TroyAikman @gmfb @NFLonFOX @packers @CoachMLaFleur @DeanBlandino @AaronRodgers12 @GrantGregBro you can stop yelling at the TV now.

@prestonhowell @NFLOfficiating @NFL @TroyAikman @gmfb @NFLonFOX @packers @CoachMLaFleur @DeanBlandino @AaronRodgers12 Because it restarts when the referee declares the ball ready for play except in the last two minutes of the first half and the last five minutes of the second half. Been like this for a long time. It shortens the overall length of the game.

@NFLOfficiating @NFL @TroyAikman @gmfb @NFLonFOX @packers @CoachMLaFleur @DeanBlandino @MikePereira @AaronRodgers12 Why does the clock keep running for 2 consecutive plays after the player goes out of bounds? #nfl #NFLPlayoffs #Packersvs49ers

@corbell_colby @GDAWG5000 Yes, but only half a unit. Figured it was worth a chance because Kelce had been questionable...turns out he wasn’t questionable at all.

@Ridiculous_Evan @GDAWG5000 Did you?

Still in shock that Patrick Mahomes led the Chiefs in rushing with 2 RZ carries and didn’t score a TD. Tough beat.

@GDAWG5000 It was a fun prayer bet. Surprised it hit myself. Let’s see if we can hit on some of your picks for the next game now 🤝

@Ridiculous_Evan Easy to say after the fact.

To all the fruit flys in my house because the trash pickup schedule got screwed up by the holidays....

Even though we are entering 2020, don’t forget that the 1970’s will always be 30 years ago.

@loveyou_meanitt Do you know about the conspiracy theories that say Capote actually wrote to kill a mocking bird? How big of a rabbit hole are we about to go down today?

15 years ago we had to rewind VCR tapes... today I just turned down my thermostat on my phone.... on a plane... in the air.

@Glenny_balls Do you know about the Walmart knockoff sauce?

All I need in this life of sin is Chick-Fil-A Sauce.