Amanda Smith

No DMS Please

@elonmusk Do you need a stress reliever? 🤣🤣🤪😜

Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award …

@elonmusk Why are you getting this worked about a damn movie? 🤣 You seriously need to get laid! 🤣🤣

@elonmusk I wonder if people use X for MILF sex? 🤣 or better yet, DILF sex. 🤣🤣

By far the most embarrassing thing about this is that the hedge fund guy was using the MOST CRINGE website on the entire Internet for milf sex 😬 x.com/i/grok/share/4…

@elonmusk @Starlink 🤣😂 ok

Most airlines are partnering with @Starlink. The others will have terrible WiFi and lose customers as a result.

@AlpacaAurelius 🤣😂

ladies, you need to be progestrerone maxxxxing progesterone is basically female testosterone, the most healing hormone for women

Few condiments are as embedded in everyday Balkan life as these six relishes. They show up at breakfast spread on fresh bread, at lunch beside grilled meats, and at dinner as a side to almost anything coming off the grill. Every family across the region has their own recipe — passed down through generations with slight variations in peppers, ratios and roasting time that make each batch completely unique. Ask ten different people for their recipe and you will get ten different answers, each one defended as the only correct version. Some add more garlic, some roast longer, some keep it chunky while others blend it smooth. The rivalry between neighboring countries over who makes it best has never been officially settled, and probably never will be. What they all agree on is that the homemade version beats anything you can buy in a store — and that eating it straight from the jar with fresh bread is never something to be ashamed of.

Rare reddish-orange snowy Owl in Huron County, Michigan. 📸 Julie Maggert

Italy doesn’t just make cheese… it perfected it. 🇮🇹🧀 From Parmigiano Reggiano to creamy Burrata and bold Gorgonzola, these are the Italian cheeses that continue to dominate kitchens and tables around the world. How many of these have you tried… and which one is your favorite? 👇🇮🇹

@elonmusk Elon, you have such a small phone. 😂😂

@WatcherGuru I don’t think 🤔 I would ever starve after eating one certain rich man! 😂

JUST IN: Elon Musk says the problem with socialism is "after they 'eat the rich,' they will starve."

@factostats You forgot to add one name and he starts with an N 😂

🌍 50 Most Hated People in History Ever: ① 🇩🇪 Adolf Hitler ② 🇩🇪 Heinrich Himmler ③ 🇺🇸 Jeffrey Dahmer ④ 🇩🇪 Reinhard Heydrich ⑤ 🇪🇷 Isaias Afwerki ⑥ 🇷🇺 Joseph Stalin ⑦ 🇰🇵 Kim Jong-il ⑧ 🇩🇪 Josef Mengele ⑨ 🇯🇵 Hideki Tojo ⑩ 🇬🇶 Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo ⑪ 🇰🇭 Pol Pot ⑫ 🇰🇵 Kim Jong-un ⑬ 🇺🇸 Ted Bundy ⑭ 🇨🇩 Mobutu Sese Seko ⑮ 🇬🇲 Yahya Jammeh ⑯ 🇧🇪 Leopold II of Belgium ⑰ 🇪🇹 Mengistu Haile Mariam ⑱ 🇷🇺 Ivan the Terrible ⑲ 🇨🇱 Augusto Pinochet ⑳ 🇹🇩 Hissène Habré ㉑ 🇨🇳 Mao Zedong ㉒ 🇷🇸 Slobodan Milošević ㉓ 🇮🇹 Caligula ㉔ 🇮🇷 Ruhollah Khomeini ㉕ 🇬🇹 Efraín Ríos Montt ㉖ 🇸🇦 Osama bin Laden ㉗ 🇪🇸 Francisco Franco ㉘ 🇮🇹 Nero ㉙ 🇱🇾 Muammar Gaddafi ㉚ 🇦🇷 Jorge Rafael Videla ㉛ 🇺🇬 Idi Amin ㉜ 🇸🇾 Bashar al-Assad ㉝ 🇭🇺 Attila the Hun ㉞ 🇿🇼 Robert Mugabe ㉟ 🇮🇩 Suharto ㊱ 🇮🇹 Benito Mussolini ㊲ 🇺🇬 Joseph Kony ㊳ 🇺🇿 Timur (Tamerlane) ㊴ 🇷🇴 Nicolae Ceaușescu ㊵ 🇵🇭 Ferdinand Marcos ㊶ 🇲🇳 Genghis Khan ㊷ 🇷🇴 Vlad the Impaler ㊸ 🇭🇺 Elizabeth Báthory ㊹ 🇦🇱 Enver Hoxha ㊺ 🇨🇫 Jean-Bédel Bokassa ㊻ 🇮🇶 Saddam Hussein ㊼ 🇺🇸 Charles Manson ㊽ 🇪🇸 Tomás de Torquemada ㊾ 🇹🇲 Saparmurat Niyazov ㊿ 🇰🇭 Lon Nol

💶 The design of the euro banknotes reflects Europe's architectural history.

@astro_greek One of my favorite songs back in the day. 😂

Elon vibing to 'Regulate' by Warren G 😎

Dağ keçilerinin üstün yeteneğine bakın.

@kitkatstx Yea…

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

@KhalidAlNumi Depends 🤣

If I sent you $90k by mistake… Would you send it back?

🌍 Top 16 Famous Discoveries & Their Origins ① 🇪🇹 Coffee — Ethiopia ② 🇨🇳 Tea — China ③ 🇲🇽 Chocolate (Cacao) — Mexico ④ 🇮🇳 Sugar Crystallization — India ⑤ 🇵🇪 Potato Cultivation — Peru ⑥ 🇹🇷 Yogurt — Turkey ⑦ 🇮🇹 Pizza — Italy ⑧ 🇫🇷 Pasteurization — France ⑨ 🇧🇷 Rubber Extraction — Brazil ⑩ 🇪🇬 Papyrus Paper — Egypt ⑪ 🇨🇳 Gunpowder — China ⑫ 🇵🇱 Kerosene Lamp — Poland ⑬ 🇩🇪 Printing Press — Germany ⑭ 🇺🇸 Airplane — United States ⑮ 🇨🇭 Milk Chocolate — Switzerland ⑯ 🇳🇱 Microscope — Netherlands

@anxietymsgs Yes, the picture is in Chibi form. 😂

Is your profile picture actually you?

@otokyo__ Plan a meetup! 😂🤣

What would you do..?

@scubaryan_ That’s crazy. I wonder what he would think if women thought this way? 😂

Clavicular says he doesn’t think it’s important for a woman to have an org*sm because there isn’t a good “Return on Investment” 💀 “it’s not important… the amount of extra effort that’s required to do that is just not gonna have much ROI…”