Amanda

MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGAIN

Unpopular opinion but I think childfree women have put way more thought and time into deciding NOT to have kids than most parents ever did about having them.

Watching 56 Days and I just gotta say congratulations to @halsey cause respectfully, Avan is literally the hottest man on the planet. You go girl 👏 It’s what you deserve 🙌🔥

Americans be like: death penalty is great and war is good and I deserve to have 10 guns but abortion is murder

And for the lady, perhaps ONE SINGLE MOMENT OF GOD DAMNED PEACE

My idea of motherhood is being an aunt.

@meishato Well yes, I would still hate him. Because the hate I feel for him is visceral, it’s in my bones, it’s in my blood, I hate him with the fire of a thousand suns. Nothing will ever change that.

“You would hate Trump even if he found the cure for cancer, lol got you!” HE. LITERALLY. CUT. THE. FUNDING. FOR. CANCER. RESEARCH. AND. STOLE. FROM. A. CHILDREN’S. CANCER. CHARITY.

The best thing happening right now is the “First of my bloodline” tweets with all these badass women sharing the incredibly cool things they’re doing. Please keep ‘em coming!

those ‘first in my bloodline’ tweets ranging from the first to leave a toxic marriage, the first to graduate, the first to travel, the first to be openly lesbian, our mothers and their mothers endured so much so we could have options. i’m proud we’re not taking that for granted.

“I just think the halftime show should be in English, so we can understand it” I disagree, because the constitution is in english and you guys don’t seem to understand that…. at all.

JD Vance says there are 30M undocumented folks in the U.S., In 2025 they were responsible for 29 murders, meaning 1 in a million is a murderer. On the other hand 22,000 ICE agents killed 34 people in 2025. That means 1 in 674 ICE agents is a murderer. I know who I'd rather hang out with!

@byspencerthomas Mine would do dares if we reached our fitness test goals- he kissed a camel, was a human bowling ball, slid into a pool of pudding, and sumo wrestled in an inflatable suit… those are the ones I remember!

when i was in third grade, our principal promised to kiss a pig if we met the summer reading goal. we absolutely did, and by that fall they brought a massive pig into the gym, told us his name was winston, and the principal got on her knees and kissed his snout. then we all waited in line to pet him. starting to think this might be an original experience.

HAPPENING NOW 🚨: MN National Guard members have arrived at the site of the federal building, and have been ordered to distribute donuts, coffee and hot chocolate to anti-ice protestors. They were given reflective vests so protestors don’t confuse them with federal agents.

I Want Obama to wear the tan suit for the funeral

You shouldn’t need a personal connection to injustice to care about it

Overheard: "It took four blocks and five years to go from kneeling on a black man's neck to shooting a white woman in the face"

Annual reminder: I picked this Twitter name because I thought it would make people laugh, not because I expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am not the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks

Thank you @bakermayfield & @bemayfieldfdn for giving back to Tampa Bay ♥️ Repost to vote Baker for #WPMOYChallenge

Last day to vote on Twitter with retweets as double votes‼️ Retweet for a chance to win a signed Pro Bowl Jersey 😉👀 #ProBowlVote + Tristan Wirfs