Ishakuwa balaa

RESIST the urge to teach anything to anyone unless you’re asked.

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

@EnaCoach Apana jaribu

I dare all millinials to post a photo holding up a blender to prove they are at home . (Every millinial has a blender)

@Numeuno007 She's Him😂

Racheal, are you a catfish or not?

Our home is your home, @Casemiro 🏡

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

Bruno Fernandes equals the record for the most assists in a Premier League season set by Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne. 💫 Great company, amazing milestone. @B_Fernandes8 👏

Special 🇧🇷❤️ 👏 @TRAMUFC

🚨💣 Garnacho: “Until the final, I played every round helping the team… then the final arrives and I play 20 minutes?! I don’t know”. “The final, the season, the whole situation of the club… I will try to enjoy the summer and then we will see what happens”. 👀

@mednasah_ At this moment you are engagements farming in the name of campaign against Smart Assist bro

These Smart Assist players lost completely the connection to reality

@Duke_Xg @tipterz @h_rlezin @jbadimor2 @mednasah_ You guys are always complaining about something when you concede a goal or lose a match, I wish konami remove that smart assist so that you can continue losing games and conceding goals without putting a blame on SA

@tipterz @h_rlezin @jbadimor2 @mednasah_ Yamal, Messi, Neymar & Totti all have no business winning even 1 header against that defence

One last thing before I go to sleep Today in 5 games in eFootball Mobile I've conceded header goals from: POTW Lamine Yamal Messi Neymar Totti All in different games. While my defence is a duo of Aerial Fort Saliba and Aerial Fort Cannavaro You can imagine that non of my opponents were 'clean'

Send United another £50 million for Garnacho.

@UR_karanja @Youknowhodis_ Ni free spin bro 😂

@Amazingsamia @Youknowhodis_ Huyu anaenda kuretire at the end of the season.....hio card itakuwa mid . Form anachezea C throughout hadi ushangae mbona ulimchukua😅😅😅

Konami ni mnipee Salah ama mjidishi btw

@D_LUFFY003 @yuzzleknows Yeah for a proper remontada

@Amazingsamia @yuzzleknows Na pple like you deh collect 3 then you go pause game on smart assist

If you’re using Smart Assist, turn it off and learn to play without it. THE STORM IS COMING

Cunha hasn’t got half the footy IQ of Wirtz. Can’t wait for the rest of the season

@themanupstairz @abdi9084 @SeanDOlfc Nice 🙂👍

@abdi9084 @SeanDOlfc £115 million for Wirtz is infinitely better value than £140 mil for Sesko and Cunha no matter how much you refuse to accept it

Another reminder alert🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 don't forget this babies are still missing, any updates about that househelp, have they gone to mbooni yet, @Miss_muthoni21 any updates about Nollan