Amber Maroudis

Lollol

Like why can’t I bring myself to close these: - where is Elo rating used - payaso in English - rococo - complicit, complacent, and complaisant (all separate tabs lol) - Donner and Blitzen meaning (it’s thunder and lightning btw) - Radio (2003 movie) - what is operation baby lift

One of my personal issues is having 500 tabs open in Safari on my phone (some have been there over a year) and every time I go through them to close some I’m reminded of all these things I wanted to look into more or remember in general, so I keep them open

If A$AP Rocky and Nicole Kidman swapped lives for a day: Rocky: I would definitely steal whatever the hell is in her closet, bc I know she got some sh*t. Nicole: Well, one, I’d get to kiss your wife. (Rihanna)

"Listen to your body" is terrible advice for ADHD people. My body wants dopamine. My body is a toddler screaming for candy. If I listened to my body I would eat nothing but sugar, quit my job via text, and sleep for three years. I cannot listen to my body. My body is not to be trusted.

One of the earliest and most heartbreaking depictions of the relationship between man and dog is in the Odyssey: - Argos is the only one who recognizes Odysseus immediately, even in disguise. - He is too weak to stand, but he wags his tail and drops his ears when he sees him. - Odysseus can't reveal himself or openly acknowledge him - Instead, he asks the swineherd about the dog, indirectly praising him. - He sheds a tear, and turns his face so no one notices. - After seeing his master one last time, Argos dies. Nearly three millennia, and this simple human moment is something everyone can relate to.

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

I support this

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

people think writing is about being smart but actually it's about being honest which is way harder

They are perfect and adorable though soo

Just spent over $100 on SEVEN greeting cards. And that was with a discount. SMH I have a problem

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

lol this journalist really just said “you’re like the moon, and everyone else revolves around you.” 🤦‍♀️

Need more friends to do this with. I love my non-smokers sm but sometimes a day just calls for Jeeters and tunes

los hombres llaman “princess treatment” a lo q hace tu amiga por ti un martes cualquiera a las 4 de la tarde

I think I need to go to a big empty parking lot with some traffic cones and practice reverse parking…. lol

THIS IS COOL: Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers covers Frank Ocean’s ‘Thinkin Bout You’ on bass & trumpet with a live orchestra Was not expecting that but it sounds 🔥