Teddy?

How do worms laugh

Actually an incredible bit that I will be stealing

@knsequine I had a horse like this and I gave her away best choice I ever made for myself

@BozemanVet @copacabhannah @yungbludtweetz @ohshidt BFFR right now, triggers like cats are not so simple to get over that all you have to do is walk your dog more to get over it :/

@copacabhannah @yungbludtweetz @ohshidt 3 one-hour walks a day will resolve that

someone in Chicago PLEASE go to the Petco on Pulaski & Lawrence and adopt CRACKLE the cat. he is the sweetest most loving cat I've ever met and I literally played with him in his little cage for like 20 minutes and then left crying bc we are allergic. he will light up your life

r/raisedbynarcissists I (14m) visited my father (48m) recently after years of no contact due to him being a narc, and it turns out he only sent for me because he needs someone to pilot a robot.

the sexual tension between me and the girl i got cheated on w is insane

@chaotichorsegrl Have you ever used Grandmas Spot remover ? That stuff is amazing on oil stains I had a huge one from hood oil on my breeches it got rid of

got grease from a gooseneck trailer hitch all over my favorite breeches and didn’t notice until i had taken them out of the dryer i wanna d*e

@CDNeventerr That is for sure lame of him. But you guys are broken up and there’s nothing actually Wrong or Evil about him doing so, you’re both single.

My ex and I had dated for 6 years. It’s been ~2 weeks since we broke up and the kid has already been on 5/6 dates with different woman. Love it!

@finurligfilur What about a standard poodle ?

i want a dog that's as easy-going and happy to be along for the ride as a golden retriever, but i also want it smart and with a lot of will to please and some engine, and also some level of sharpness in case i want to train protection. seems to be hard to find

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading) Please. Folks, seriously. PLEASE. Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

If a trans girl can be forced to wear boys clothes cis women can be forced to wear traditionally feminine clothes. Do you really want to be told you’re not allowed to wear pants?

@grayhorseprobs He is wasting Your Time !!!!

He profusely apologized about the other day, and like we do have great days. He’s cuddly and loving, but generally immature and lazy. I just cant see myself settling down with him. I don’t see kids in our future or even a wedding. He does. I just feel like Im wasting his time.

@grayhorseprobs Genuine question, what’s stopping you from leaving? It doesn’t seem like this relationship is a equal balance of support

Like, its totally inconsiderate and selfish. Im exhausted. Mentally, physically, emotionally. He said he would change and work on himself when it reality things have only gotten worse. Im seriously considering grabbing my keys and going home.

@grayhorseprobs He told you he would try and change and hasn’t,, it’s time to say goodbye

I just got through my hardest trauma days (May4th/5th) that will haunt me for the rest of my life and this is how Im treated. I cant fucking do this anymore. Ill take him to the mechanic but then Im going home and taking a break from this relationship if not outright breaking up.

Our rights don’t come from God, nor do they come from the work we do (which is a proxy for our relationship to capital), they are inherent to us because we are all human.

Messed up that western riders get shit like this while english riders get funeral chic and 1776 business casual

does anyone know how to get 1000000 dollars without posting hole or learning computer science

@lenasabrewing Kermit the Frog is the Hatsune Miku of America.

Sorry we're late my wife and I Could Not stop fucking

If astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between January and December evil?