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@marcuslemonis @SenWarren Then what’s the solution? We’re talking about children here. I guess we could bomb less countries, but what fun is that. Or we could return to a society where the wealthy pay a fair share of taxes. Rockefeller stayed rich when taxes were high. So can Bezos.

@AmericaLovesRob @SenWarren I agree the hunger by anyone is awful. I don’t agree that we should take more from others to solve it.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

@marcuslemonis @SenWarren Not the battle to pick my guy. Children should NEVER go hungry. $200+ bn is more money than one person can spend in a lifetime. The wealthy are not paying their part.

@SenWarren Or you can spend less of everyone’s money

@Matt_Pinner Chainsaw, axle, diesel, international harvester, Benny, manhole

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@thefyrebyrd @SylasNigel @DrChrisCombs No. If we’re not told it is all exactly the same scale the. You can’t just assume it.

@SylasNigel @DrChrisCombs You can use the evidence provided which is pictorial. Not everything has to be spelled out for simplistic morons. This is a basic IQ type test and you failed. Just shows that education and knowledge does not better common sense and intelligence.

Evan you might want to ask for a refund

@BigFish3000 Status upgrades are a thing too.

AOC and Bernie Sanders will not pay TSA agents but fly first class on tax payers dollars. Agents make around 45,000 a year.

@marcuslemonis @TSA Nope. You’ve missed the mark on this one.

Agents assisting with patience and kindness. Taking care of passengers. Shame on all elected officials from both sides putting @TSA agents in the middle of their chess game. They have misinterpreted their assignment to serve others instead of themselves.

@AndrewHart @biz_socks Just export to PDF.

me: can I save this as a PDF? mac: no me: no? mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉? me: ok 😉 mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

@petemuntean @chrislhayes Why wasn’t she fast tracked through security in the first place? Or considering the situation flown on a government plane? Seems like an excuse

Wow. NTSB Chair Jennifer Homendy says the agency had to "beg" to get a key LaGuardia crash investigator (a specialist on air traffic control) through TSA in Houston after she had been waiting in line for THREE HOURS.

@uselessgoose2 @pittchdance There’s definitely no oncology. The interns were reading mri scans and formulating chemo plans.

@pittchdance grey's is more wacked when you remember they pretended other departments simply don't exist. there's no im, peds, em, neurology, cardiology, etc. they had the surgeons running the whole hospital

the more i watch the pitt the more i wonder why the fuck the surgeons were running the ER in greys anatomy

@chefsevenn Cheese

What’s a good side dish for lasagna?

@dailycyclone @Brogan01122972 @unusual_whales How? Executive branch doesn’t do budgets. That’s the legislative branch’s job.

@Brogan01122972 @unusual_whales Yes it is completely legal

JUST IN: Trump has reportedly announced he's transferring $10 billion from the US government to his "Board of Peace," per CNN

@unusual_whales @XplningSapiens How? He doesn’t control the money, that’s a congressional issue.

@RepNancyMace President Donald J Trump

We called for Prince Andrew’s arrest months ago. Its FINALLY falling into place. THIS is the start of a reckoning. Who's next?

@NoContextHumans Checks out. 100 meters is a lot shorter than a 1km. The abbreviation for mile is “MI”. We’ve been dealing with metric for decades. It’s nothing new.

@AdamFerrellNFL Because they didn’t want to go. It’s the equivalent of you can’t fire me I quit.

The #Seahawks have been uninvited to the White House. WOW.

@ogorangebird Greys anatomy is trying

Keep in mind it is literally impossible for any show to overtake this record now.

@Matt_Pinner Never worked in food industry

Is there anyone Who did NOT work at McDonalds?

@SeaBlondCumDump I’m sure it’s safe. But I think I’ll wait a bit. My insurance covers descovy and I already take a a couple meds before bed. One more isn’t a big deal.

Yeztugo? Yes? No? Maybe later/other? Already on it? I like the idea of no longer taking a daily pill. My insurance covers it. (Yeztugo = the new biannual PREP injection.)

@xevekiah It’s reasons like this that SeaTac’s gender neutral bathrooms are great for families. Enclosed toilets and open sinks. No stigma.

I was in an airport restroom when a man knocked and said, “Dad with a 4 year old coming in!” He sounded mortified. He kept his back to everyone, stared at the ceiling like it personally offended him, and speed-walked his daughter into a stall. A woman whispered, “Unbelievable.” What’s unbelievable is expecting a preschooler to brave the men’s restroom alone in a crowded airport. He did the respectful thing: he warned us, kept it brief, and focused on his child. Sometimes the safest choice isn’t the most traditional one.

@LangmanVince I drive a hybrid. It’s the whole point of the vehicle.

Who else turns off the start/stop button every time they turn on their car? 🙋‍♂️