AmericanWitch

After calling him out for body shaming me, Matt Gaetz has cowered behind his Comms team and refuses to directly respond to me. #MattGaetzIsTriggered has started trending. Let’s keep it that way.

@GailSimone That’s inspirational af

When Cthulhu gets a beard trim, everyone gets calamari.

Looking mournfully at the saddest burrito bowl that’s ever come from @pancheros.

After watching @travismcelroy possibly murder his insides first thing this morning, I had to boost my membership #MaxFunDrive Travis, you good??

@rachelcmcelroy @wonderfulpod Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo

@sydneemcelroy i died listening to the testicle tanning. I mentioned it to my husband and OMG. When he was in the navy in ‘91, 3 guys on his ship heard it was good for virility…and did it, there were burns many burns. And everyone on ship was told to NOT

I’m still waiting for my plaque!

@mooselybased You mean “most magical”

Hey want to see the worst thing I've ever drawn for #TheZoneCast Ethersea

@DanSlott @GailSimone Cats is a play, it notoriously lacks buttholes

@GailSimone E.T. Elliott was a poet. He wrote about cats.

Was E.T. a jedi

@gailcarriger i found this tin type and immediately thought of Ivy. They do look like a fun crowd!

@Teylormoonstore I can tell you all about freshwater invertebrates and forensic methods using insects…I…more than once have called my elbow my “ArmKnee”

I realize this didn’t sound right! I am truly thanking @sydneemcelroy for all her work and for #Sawbones and @JustinMcElroy for helping to spread real information. Listening to the omicron episode broke my heart for y’all.

exposed to a Covid person that thought it’s no big deal, cue me sick, infused with monoclonal antibodies, and still fighting. Vax’d, masked always, staying home as much as possible while disabled. I’m so tired and angry @sydneemcelroy thanks for all you do. Thank you.

@travismcelroy Nine inch nails is often just Trent, isn’t it? Like not touring? Because if the house is big enough, one person can be hidden away?

None of these strike me as particularly great roommates?

@GailSimone Rhiannon. I’m sure there’s a. Love element, but I always saw her as powerful and free

Okay, I have a question for everyone. Name one of the first songs you heard that meant something to you, written or performed by a woman, that was not about romance in my way. Just curious. Not your mom’s lullabies, please, but an actual song on record or the radio or similar.

@JoeCaramagna @kellysue 2001 a space odyssey

Man of Steel

@FailOutBoy I wish they were in the store!

THERES TAZ COOKIE CUTTERS??? #Candlenights

@sydneemcelroy @rileighsmirl Sometimes introverts gotta vibe…alone…with a pretty dress and books and ennui of the world around them

@rileighsmirl This is accurate

actually i’m not gonna lie i’m several seltzers deep and yes this is exactly what happened #Candlenights