AmikoWorld

(In an alternate timeline, I became an entomologist rather than a dominatrix).

The Lobster knows that you are enough.

much suffering in this world but something that gets me every time is watching someone notice a bunch of blossoms and immediately pull out their phone for a picture

Anyway. Some springtime forest floor violets to cleanse your timeline. ✨

can I catch a break dot com 😮‍💨😑

@hell_doe Ugh, that sounds delish. Just made some milpero tomatillo cheong which needs to find something to go into.

i'm not the sorbet making sort but if i was i would make some watermelon sorbet and put some lao gan ma on top. just me

@therulesetlite Yikes!

I had an attempted push-in at my apartment last night, first time anything of that nature in my life. Worse thing was that I had a partner tied up and naked a few feet behind me. The dude was tiny and bounced off me holding the door, but damn. Wild.

I like hoarding my little packs of dried mushrooms I get around Christmastime, so I can randomly add them into my year. Black trumpet mushrooms two ways. AKA eggs and ramen 🥱

@hell_doe I think mine are also under the AC. The soundtrack for our lives.

@AmikoWorld i have a couple pigeons roosting under my AC in my bedroom and very funny to record things and hear the pigeons underneath the layer of my voice

The pigeon outside my window all day long: Brooor brooor brooor brooor brooor brooor brooor brooor brooor brooor brooor 📢🐦 🤨

@Lipgloss_3 saw this mourning cloak butterfly today 🫶

The return of the butterflies. Exactly what we needed.

Favorite things from the hike: -spring ephemerals (brief blooms before the tree canopy fills in) (yellow trout lilies & Dutchman’s breeches) -carpenter ants excavating a forgotten banana -massive eastern rat snake joining me on the summit (video)

I don’t use much AI but when I do it’s trying to understand my really bad French: Me (in French): I want a water, please. AI: you have a donkey? Me: glass of water AI: airplane butter man? Me: WATER AI: antidisestablishmentarianism?

Dudes being horny about me going to the opera but it’s a modern Finnish opera about school shootings… 😐

2k+ ft of cumulative ascent, a little rock nap, and a brief impromptu refreshing rain shower — seeking solo elevation is curative.

A microscopic tardigrade going for a stroll through some algae. 📽: Sinclair Stammers

Spent an hour attaching flowers to the bondage device so he could be as pretty as the picture in my head. 💭