Amity Reporter (PARODY)
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Amity Reporter (PARODY)
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Amity Island Katılım Haziran 2017
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Oh boy. This won’t be good for business.
cc: @MayorLVaughn
Boston 25 News@boston25
Summer of the shark? What experts say you need to know and expect this season in Mass. waters ebx.sh/JjaJCb
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So how’s summer shaping up? It’s looking good for Amity.
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@anxietymsgs Beaches were closed. @AmityReporter @SelectWomanTaft @HooperCCTV @AmityPrankster @AlecsKintner @MayorLVaughn
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I’m hearing troubling rumors that @HooperInSharks has been paying fishermen to keep Amity’s waters stocked with sharks so that island officials will keep him on the payroll as a necessary “expert.”
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@ArturFufkin I used to host a morning show on the Cape Station and my was the only one who would call in. But she would use different voices to fool listeners.
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I am soooooo stealing this bit.
Joey@JoeyMulinaro
Talking to your wife like she’s a caller on sports talk radio and you’re the host
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South Africa's great white sharks mysteriously vanished. Scientists can't agree who, or what, is the culprit. cbsn.ws/4t420bO
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NASA stopped doing their goofy little splashdowns in Amity for some reason a few years back. I could get never get a straight answer out them.
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NASA stopped doing their goofy little splashdowns in Amity for some reason a few years back. I could get never get a straight answer out them.
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“IS EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT? IS ANYBODY HURT? OKAY, NOW LISTEN, ALL DAY HE THOUGHT I WAS A LOCAL COP BUSTING HIS BALLS OVER LUFTHANSA. TURNS OUT I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU KIDS. I’LL FLY IN WITH ANOTHER UPDATE ONCE HE SELLS OFF THE DOPE THE COPS NEVER FOUND. STAY SAFE!”
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Rescuing a great white in Amity will result in a $10,000 fine.
ABC News@ABC
Onlookers captured the moment a man rushed onto a Southern California beach to rescue a shark — reportedly a juvenile great white – that got caught on a fishing line.
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