Hooper’s Closed Circuit TV

“THERE’S AN OCEANOGRAPHER ON THE WING!”

“I’ll like, comment, and subscribe if it will save lives.”

@HarrisonSmith85 On it.

Let's make sure to kill it and fuck up its environment.

@BobBurnatt @ArturFufkin

@ArturFufkin @HooperCCTV "I wanna know how !!" "Ok, I'm gonna tell ya. You had the talent to be a good marine biologist but instead you became ballast for some drunk, mentally unstable Captain Ahab ripoff !!"

“We did battle with some humongous predators that supposedly injured some bathers. But, you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, danger is our business.”

“I feel like a Kentucky-fried idiot, Chief.”

@HooperCCTV Hooper drives the boat, Rock.

“Yo, I figured that if Matt Hooper can save Amity Island without receiving the appropriate compensation, it would be obscene for me to accept any payment for single-handedly defeating communism.”

@bnlvince @DefiantLs

@DefiantLs I’ll pray to those titties 5 times a day. Dayum!!

Woman living in Dearborn, Michigan says people are forced to listen to Muslim “call to prayer” five times a day.

You’re gonna need a bigger bed.

Need a gritty, TV-MA adaptation of this from HBO “Beneath the surface lies unspeakable horror.”

@HooperCCTV Live look at Ben Gardners head.

Just a periodic thank you to everyone who follows me. I really love this platform for the connections I’ve made and am grateful for your support and interactions.

@HooperCCTV Live look at the taxidermy man when he sees what I brung him.

@HooperCCTV "Ben Gardner always said I don't believe in God but I'm afraid of Him. Well , I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Alex Kintner's mum."

“My employer requires your services. One job. One day’s work. Very dangerous. She does not expect all of you to live, but those who do will have three thousand dollars to divide any way they see fit.”

@PrestonMcMurry We just saved democracy.

Curious if the polls are working, as I used to get more votes. 🤔 Drop me an "I voted" reply if you did.

@SinistrEdge @HarrisonSmith85 Quint? Won’t see him no more.

@HarrisonSmith85 This is the best thing I’ve read all day! Now only if Quint was on board…

“There’s a kissing scene coming up. The cop’s wife is a woman of low moral character, and has a thing for heroic oceanographers who know their wine.”