At Least My Mom Thinks I'm Funny

@Caelas9 @Dansgaming Oh I completely understand the why. Doesn't mean it hasn't been disappointing.

Absentee Ballot has be confirmed to be accepted. Feels good to know I did what I could to help. Now we wait and hope that people who better represent my personal values win.

@ashimilie @RawBeautyKristi THIS!

Parents: When people say parenting is "the hardest thing you will ever do" - what is it you are referencing? No horror stories pls, just honestly what does "hard" mean to you?

@m_schutzman @RawBeautyKristi Shh! We don't wanna ruin it lol🤣 my daughter is still sorta potty training so we get the "look at my booty poopie butt". She may be pint sized but she can stink it up with the best of them

@m_schutzman @RawBeautyKristi BABY SMELL IS AMAZING

Can you tell me the good parts of parenting that are your absolute favorite? I’ve come to realize that a huge part of being pregnant & preparing for baby is hearing nothing but horror stories & “you will never ever sleep or have time ever again” - all it has done is instill fear

@RawBeautyKristi Being able to share and pass on things you love. Going on a trip to Disney and getting to see my daughter LIGHT UP and run into Minnie's arms was amazing. Also when they show you a peek into the kind and curious type of ADULT human they're going to be? Nothing better.

@amandadeibert Ok so this is HELLA random but the faux perfume-y smell of the old school Mary Kay lip gloss

What is a smell you just adore?

@Dansgaming To get victory snacks

I have a question for the peeps out there. Where? .... Where are we going when you say “let’s freaking go!” Is there a location in mind?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but fifteen states now spend $27,000 more per person in prison than they do per student.

@Heatherheiser2 We joke about it but also damn. Can I just even pee alone? Why is that now considered a break for me?

Hands up if you didn’t realize parenthood would be like this. #Mentalhealth #momlife #exhausted

@dlh0404 @Cernovich @KeishaBottoms

@Cernovich @KeishaBottoms It’s your fault an innocent child was killed. ALL YOUR FAULT. You had plenty of time to get your city under control. SHAMEFUL.

COVID-19 has literally hit home. I have had NO symptoms and have tested positive.

@DavidSpeer23 @coyotecreek158 Also, you swapped out "unborn" in place of "uterus"....🤔 I wonder why.

If a mask mandate is an infringement of rights, why is controlling a uterus a function of government? Asking for a friend.

@Jmg52cJ @fajitanumerouno @mbvierra @joshgad @Alyssa_Milano Imagine proving the original point and not being able to see it.

@fajitanumerouno @mbvierra @joshgad @Alyssa_Milano Like I said look in the mirror. Protesting/destruction of property out in public right now is not a way to stop the virus. Stay home and stop being hypocrites. Do your part. And Trump never said it was a hoax. Do your homework.

I’m tired of the stupidity. I’m tired of the selfishness. I’m tired of arguing over facts. I’m tired of the fights. I’m tired of the conspiracies. I’m tired of the insanity. I’m tired of not having a world I know how to explain to my kids. I’m tired.

@drayzze Pretty ballsy of you to assume I live like an adult currently. 😆

@The_Comedic_MUE @RawBeautyKristi And the rest of the pizza was slightly sweet? Lol and the cheese was one piece

@AmyBunda @RawBeautyKristi OMG and you had to pick them off and save them for last.....there was no other way lmao

Anyone remember what their FAVORITE elementary school lunch was? Mine was HANDS DOWN turkey gravy mashed potatoes. Those little turkey cubes hit different

@GBrig22 @RawBeautyKristi Bc if there's some veg.... ANY veg... it counts as a healthy lunch🤣

@The_Comedic_MUE @RawBeautyKristi Those salty cubes of "pepperoni" were Nirvana

@RawBeautyKristi Rectangle pizza in a rectangle white box with ranch on Tuesdays at 11:15 hands down!

@ChefShwasty And just think....50 Shades of Grey was written as Twilight fanfiction..... who's screaming into the void now?

I spent about 20 minutes just screaming after that movie I can't unsee it "I'm very protective of you" fuck outta here with that abusive bullshit

@mamallamapuff @amomuncensored This this this! I get chills EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Someday I will make it through Frozen 2 without ugly crying. Today is not that day.