Chef Shwasty

TO RECAP THE #ShwastyLiveTweet SO FAR (A thread) DISCORD: discord.gg/NwCAP6b #HarryPotterLiveTweet 1-3: imgur.com/gallery/9yAQhs2 4 & 5: imgur.com/gallery/0WsB1sg 6: imgur.com/gallery/7On5cVO 7: imgur.com/gallery/kI6oV7h 8: imgur.com/gallery/SBUYMAU Cont'd,,,

HEY, YOU FUCKS boredpanda.com/emailing-denma… IT'S CALLED *ASKING NICELY* JESUS #Greenland

Yo can someone do me a favor and tell me why the fuck #Mindhunter on @netflix was cancelled in our current state of #TrueCrime obsession? I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU, BILL TENCH. COME BACK TO ME.

@OhGoodGeek There's no question that I'll get compensated by eBay. The situation is cut and dry. However... This isn't necessarily about getting only even. There's a line between justice and revenge. And I'm going to leap the fuck right over it

@ChefShwasty At least with all the pictures you can get eBay involved. I know that you also have your own particular brand of justice that I'm looking forward to.

Someone just grifted me for a $400 item on eBay Y'all know what that means ~*~TIME TO GO CYBER HUNTING~*~ Details in this thread as it evolves Brief overlook: wife and I are trying to raise money for a down payment on a house. We're selling our old collection of games.

At least I was drunk. What's your excuse? @realDonaldTrump @JDVance boredpanda.com/emailing-denma…

He passed a few days later Now my grandma is about to die I have had a brutal few years... See me through this, fate, and I've got some surprises for my friends coming up soon. I hope. Thank you for sticking it out. I'm in rough shape. But I'll make the wait worth it.

I've been quiet. In July of '23, I had an emergency appendectomy During the scan, they found kidney cancer In January of '24, I had surgery for it I've had COVID like five times My rabbit died And then on Thanksgiving, at dinner, I watched my dad have a stroke

Why did @vincentdonofrio like this tweet about Shaggy from 2022? Unsure I'm having a weird day A very very bad day And this made it weirder Okay

Is there a word in German for "disappointed but not surprised"?

LASER DEMON SHOULD HAVE RUN IN 2024 WHO WOULD YOU PITIFUL HUMANS RATHER BE RULED BY: AN ANCIENT BEING OF PURE MALICE WITH VARIOUS SIMILARITIES TO THE BIBLICAL ANTICHRIST THAT HAS STAKES IN THE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND OR A DEMON MADE OF LASERS #USElection2024

I'm in a band We suck We love playing music, though Want the ultimate hipster cred? You buy our shirt, and you can out-do anyone on the whole "I knew them BEFORE they were middling" Plus maybe we can then afford all SIX guitar strings! customink.com/fundraising/tl…

Situation: You're at work, and the boss has decided to cater lunch. It's well prepared food with custom made condiments, sides, etc, all done on a Blackstone grill. Which of the following would get you the most excited to show up?

@indie_xbox @Wrong_Organ @Wrong_Organ I second this question!

@Wrong_Organ Any console plans

MOUTHWASHING is OUT NOW! store.steampowered.com/app/2475490/Mo… The five crew members of The Tulpar are stranded in the empty reaches of space, shrouded in perpetual sunset. God is not watching.

People who have sucked at their job throughout history: The dude in charge of Wooden Horse inspections at Troy Franz Ferdinand's driver The dude in control of the mic cutting at @ABC #debate

"Thank you for calling [company]. please listen to our menu options as they have recently changed." No. No they fucking haven't. Stop lying to me, phone robot.

Not immediately following "Tainted Love" with "Where Did Our Love Go?" is a fireable offense for radio DJs in this, the year of our Lord, 2024. We were supposed to get better with time.

If you call someone before 7:00 in the morning and leave a voicemail, You're a fucking psychopath.

As promised, we're streaming every 7th night of @FunPimps game @7DaystoDie, and this is our second one; the 14th night twitch.tv/chefshwasty The first one was a disaster. I've learned and grown as a human since then. Bring it on, Zeds.

Here's the condensed version of the @7DaystoDie #twitch #stream I did with my wife yesterday. It was our first 7th Night, and... Ohh it was a bit different than expected. youtu.be/byOzIGJbg08?si…