As a single parent of a toddler, I’m often asked when I nap or take time for myself.
The answer is: yes, I’ve penciled myself in for an upcoming nap. Five years from now.
@LGUS thanks for creating the $1500 bomb of an oven that I stupidly purchased thinking it might work well. It’s wonderful how it SPITS FIRE out of the back. My toaster oven has outlasted this contraption you have the audacity to call an oven. #neveragain
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Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker
"By expanding our Senate majority, the voters have also clearly rebuked the Senate Democrats for their handling of the Kavanaugh hearings," President Trump says cbsn.ws/2Pcb67s
President Trump had a message for Democrats this morning: If they plan on using their control of the House to "waste taxpayer money," there will be consequences in the Senate. cbsn.ws/2SOh5h0
If the Democrats think they are going to waste Taxpayer Money investigating us at the House level, then we will likewise be forced to consider investigating them for all of the leaks of Classified Information, and much else, at the Senate level. Two can play that game!