Amy Long is a 📖🐉

Piper is a 19-year-old woman living a farming life in Grasslands, a Clan that appears to be a part of our past... But Piper has been thrust into a role that may be the key to the future of society. Grasslands- Book One #GrasslandsComingSoon

@StevieWildcard 🤣💀🇺🇸🐺

@AmyLong_Writer “It’s an American werewolf.” “How can you tell?” “They always got their dicks out.”

Ok.. if a circumcised man becomes a werewolf.. are they just always red rocketing in wolf form..?

@ProfJMale @elissawashuta @esmewang @sonyahuber @amyberko You must be mistaken, I've never been in a class taught by you.

And in case anyone is curious, those authors include @elissawashuta, Grace Talusan, Jeannie Vanasco, @esmewang, Meri Nana-Ama Danquah, Audre Lorde, and @sonyahuber. I've also taught @AmyLong_Writer and @amyberko, whose books were beloved by my students.

In the last literature class I taught, all but one book came from a small/university press. Everyone benefits from this. Students, authors, faculty members.

@ThomasECoffman Hi! I'm just here to remind you of your favorite stalkers 😆

Hi. Not really back. Just lurking. But hi.

@__Steveo A veterinarian in a cat clinic 😺 😂

@Dewiwrites Any scrap of paper will do for a quitter strip. But I never dog ear, I'm not a monster.

Do you use receipts as bookmarks too, or are you actually organised? 😂

@ChuckS65 39

Where do you live? Gifs only

@NASA Pluto. 😑

What’s your favorite planet?

@joypcoffee Black olives are joy, green olives are torture lol

@ThomasECoffman I've been off social media for awhile because real life has been a lot. But I still love y'all!

Hm. Been one of those "no one sees the tweets so delete the tweets kinda morning." Clearly, it's time to unplug. Burying myself in writing. Later. ✌️

@ThomasECoffman 🤣 it's a rough life

@AmyLong_Writer Oh my goodness. 😍

So, is it too late to ask for one more day for the weekend, or...?

@ThomasECoffman But we're mostly relaxing lol

@AmyLong_Writer Yeah, that doesn't sound ideal. 🤣

@ThomasECoffman 🤣 I've got to see for myself!

@AmyLong_Writer Nice to see I have an influence. 🤣

BOOK REVIEW 8 OF 2023: I was underwhelmed by The Hunger. And it wasn’t until 2/3s of the way through that I understood why. It’s a historical fiction novel about the Donner Party, a legitimate wagon train that disappeared while heading west to California in the late 1840s. (1/5)

I get I haven't been on here that much today, but man, it feels awful quiet around these parts...

@ThomasECoffman Lol I love that

BIG NEWS: I just got off the phone with my agent. She talked to some Hollywood elites, and turns out, they want me to write a prequel to Of Mice and Men, titled OF RATS AND BOYS. Wow! Good things do happen to those who wait! So honored for this opportunity!!!

@ThomasECoffman He's our new doggie! St. Bernard mix, and the most chill, loving, baby. He and 7 get along great lol

@AmyLong_Writer Oh. My. Goodness. 😍

Odin has it rough man