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@Clappy191 Works on you and the puppies

@Jon__Bradley just saw the kings have announced a Social Producer role, and I should be the person you put in it! Can I buy you a drink after the game? Would love some advice on how I could stand out.

@Clappy191 HOLY OH MY GOD

Dear @MildHighClub it’s driving me NUTS! I need to know what you’re sampling at 2:36 in the song Skiptracing PLEASE! 😭

Never been particularly into blond men just in general……… BUT ALEX WINTER IN THE LOST BOYS THOUGH!? Since I was 10, and still now 😮‍💨

Okay, but the way Travis Kelce was looking at Taylor though… like, this man is DETERMINED not to fumble this one like the other guys did

Ariana Grande really wrote Thank You, Next and just stayed grateful huh?

I keep thinking the new Twitter logo is a Savage X Fenty app on my phone lol

You think Freddie Prinze Jr has always been saying “dawg” or it stuck after Scooby Doo?

Thanks to gaming and the internet, I can truthfully say that tonight I helped my rp character’s rat love interest get a prostitution charge with his American flag clad clown bodyguard so they could get crime bingo. #nopixelgreen

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

Just learned that The Chemical Brothers song Salmon Dance isn’t as popular as I thought… how did Americans not fuck with this? youtu.be/dDj7DuHVV9E

What monster added a whole ass drum track to the intro for The Great North?

Just heard people are complaining about new King Triton being an environmentalist and new Ursula being based on drag queens: 1. King Triton literally doesnt trust humans… in the OG it was because they were killing too many fish! 2. OG URSULA WAS LITERALLY BASED ON A DRAG QUEEN!

@Devious_Flame_ @ShellSmiley90 @HorrorHistTTV @SpaceBunnyBaby @xoxoSwanks @C3_Delight @monirosestreams @jesuanayuuki @LateSummerLouie @iDeliaTV @kendee_corn @AshesTrying @SuddenlyAHero @nalaniproctor @SachaSleeps @RogueMarina @PurpleGreyZebra Gurl!?? 😘😘😘

S/O Sunday to some lovely creators! @ShellSmiley90 @HorrorHistTTV @AnaDerailed @SpaceBunnyBaby @xoxoSwanks @C3_Delight @monirosestreams @jesuanayuuki @LateSummerLouie @iDeliaTV @kendee_corn @AshesTrying @SuddenlyAHero @nalaniproctor @SachaSleeps @RogueMarina @PurpleGreyZebra

Dear Twatter, @TheRealTacomama and I got arrested on suspicion of murder today…

Panting from parkour(-ing?) over the german shepherd spread across the floor, rock climbing the husband - Knee Mountain that he is, and pulling a Mission Impossible around the yellow lab just to get into bed tonight. Not one disturbed ✅ All three still snoring ✅ SUCCESS!

Dear Ruth, I know you must get this a lot, but what’s a Chris Steak House and how does it differ from other steak houses?

@Meghannn3 HOT GURLS HAVE IBS

Direct quote from the doctor today: “the jokes… it’s how you cope, huh?” 😅