Premier Alan Winde 🇿🇦 Western Cape Fan 🪭

I was unbelievably power drunk during that lockdown interview 😂

WE ONLY HAVE THREE DAYS TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!

Manifest what you want in life! Focus on the prize!

My alarm elke oggend is die klank van 'n bantu meit wat haal neus leeg snuif in haar keel in.

Twin-party state: how deep can the coalition go? Rumours are that the DA is planning to extend their partnership with the ANC down to the local government. This could neuter all political opposition in the country. capeindependent.com/article/twin-p…

To save water for the dry months ahead, the @WesternCapeGov will add new posters inside government bathrooms: "if it's brown, let it mellow!"

@DesBailes @RenaldoGouws Nothing wrong with the k word

Ag nee Boetie! You were only a MP for a week before you were fired for using the K word. @RenaldoGouws

We need to constantly remind whites about apartheid so we can tax them to death!

"We will castrate and confuse your sons and we will poison and sterilise your daughters until we dance on their graves." — @geordinhl

@AlanWinde666 *Hot seamen!

Where will I get all the seamen for my new navy? 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️

Important Announcement: All Western Cape Racist Conversion Centres will be closed with immediate effect after it came to light that it just made people more racist.

“For you” is our slogan, but we need to limit your freedom and tax you to death to keep you safe!

This is the face I make when you guys complain about my plan to make Cape Town a Pedo Pervert Paradise! (Official abbreviation: PPP) We're hosting World Pride in 2028 and the Gay Games in 2030 — whether you like it or not.

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!

@Desiree_Laverne @CambodiaDave @AlanWinde666 @alanwinde Anal winds of changes

@CambodiaDave @AnalWinde @AlanWinde666 @analWinde seems appropriate for @alanwinde

Trump stole the election!

Not only will Cape Town host InterPride in 2028, the world's largest LGBTQI+ Pride event, it is also the only City of the African continent to contest for the Gay Games in 2030. mambaonline.com/2024/11/01/may…

Congratulations @KamalaHarris! 47th President! Woot 🥳

Today @geordinhl and I are handing out flyers to poors that will hopefully teach them how to better cope with that pesky 'bum glum'

@silverfoxWOE Pardon me, but are you brain damaged? This is what politicians do. We give jobs and opportunities to our friends.

Kamala is currently leading national polls with 67%! Woot! 🥳