Ine: possibly a mermaid?

when i was a kid my brother said ladies first and i walked through the door anyway and look what happened

dogs are just chibi wolves

if i didnt have surge protection on my computers power socket im pretty sure it would have gotten fucking fried bc my goddamn mouse shorted and stopped registering motion

so i just got an electrical jolt from the fucking LIGHTNING STRIKE THAT JUST HIT MY APARTMENT. according to the landlady, their dogsitter who had a significantly better view of the situation, the whole fucking house got lit up with sparks.

challenge the sun to a fistfight! you wont survive, but the sun will use heat and radiation to kill you, which are definitely not fists, therefore the sun has cheated and you win the fistfight!

probably for the best lmao, see you in another few months

damn i havent tweeted in a WHILE huh

Traitorous Eyelash Gets In Eye It Sworn To Protect bit.ly/3oDBl6M

tumblr is better than twitter bc i cannot see shit like this happen here

Idéen om at arbeidsledige raskere kommer tilbake i arbeid hvis de har dårlig råd er gang på gang motbevist. Å ha dårlig råd kan faktisk ha motdatt effekt. Stresset som kommer med å ha dårlig råd kan utsette ledigheten, og i værste fall gjøre den permanent.

pain day

Soon. #FFXIV #Endwalker

A classic from the vaults, origin unknown

One of the cis women featured in the BBC’s “are some trans women sexually predatory?” piece is a serial rapist.

i wanted to make something for #cosmictakeover organised by @ADHD_Alien :) its a comic on ADHD and sensory issues + tips to manage! 👇leave your own tips below👇 #ADHDAwarenessMonth #ADHDAcceptanceMonth

sweats

if you dont think of staple removers as little guys with big sharp teeth, i simply don't trust you

Capitalism does not and has never assigned value correctly, which is why nurses and teachers remain underpaid

Disrespecting my boundaries says more about you than it does about me ✌️