@PolitlcsUK Great two pints of lager and a packet of tena mens? Who needs food and heating anyway. It's what we did in the 80s and it didn't do us any harm 🤪🍻🐑
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Mark Holder
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🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak has said Brexit is working because people can get cheaper beer and sanitary products
“We cut VAT on sanitary products. This summer you will be able to get cheaper beer in pubs.
“These are all very tangible benefits of Brexit that I’ve already delivered.”
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@PolitlcsUK Literally walked out under the radar. Did he have a school uniform on?
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🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak has escaped through a side door to avoid answering questions from journalists in Southampton
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@LeeRaldar @LBC @mrjamesob Yes but subconsciously people will associate both words together and therefore associate immigrants with cannibals. It's dangerous rhetoric that I have no doubt was used to create fear and hate.
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@LBC @mrjamesob Well for those who missed a few English language classes at school through illness, truant or computer gaming addiction.
If you look in an English dictionary cannibalize and cannibalism have entirely different meanings.
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/eng…
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'This is grim...why use the word cannibalise?'
'... and what's the difference between talking like this and language used in 1930s Germany?'
＠mrjamesob has questions he'd like answered after hearing anti-refugee rhetoric deployed by the Immigration Minister and Home Secretary.
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@LBC @mrjamesob Statistically we are safer with a boat load of immigrants than we are with a coach load of met police officers.
I know which ones I'd rather be with.
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@PolitlcsUK Was it designed by the team that gave us track and trace? Some people didn't get it, some disabled it on their phones, and no one has said anything good about it.
If I'm caught up in a life threatening emergency the last thing I'm going to do is look a text message.
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🚨 | NEW: In 2 minutes, a loud siren sound will blast from your phone for 10 seconds (until you accept it)
You’re welcome
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@DeborahMeaden It's not only ethics she like it's middlethex too! Appalling woman
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@theAliceRoberts @skinewgen Don't be changing your name to Gwyneth just yet 🤣 we love your knowledge on anatomy but no awkwardly smelling candles just yet thankyou 😂
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After a week in the Alps with expert tuition from @skinewgen, I am proud to say I’m no longer a complete novice at sliding down mountains. Still learning new tricks at 49!
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@thatginamiller It's a little publicised fact that Jeremy Hunt's middle name is Issac. The man that has wanted to privatise the NHS for a very long time and even helped to write a book on the subject.
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This man is our Chancellor!?!
'Honest mistake': Jeremy Hunt sorry for failure to declare luxury flats purchase theguardian.com/politics/2018/…
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@robwordsYT what's up? Why does the word up have so many uses? Why if you're feeling down do people ask what's up for example?
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@robwordsYT @theanglishtimes He'd just be William or William the loser
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How would English look if William the Conqueror had lost the Battle of Hastings?
Find out in my 🎥NEW VIDEO!🎥
Featuring @theanglishtimes
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@lisanandy Everyone can see that we need more housing but everyone wants them to be built somewhere else
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Rishi Sunak has admitted that he ditched housing targets because Tory members told him to.
This is utterly shameful from a weak Prime Minister.
Labour Press@labourpress
Ever wonder why the government isn’t building houses? Rishi Sunak says it’s because Tory activists and councillors have told them not to. Totally out of touch.
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@andyt5678 @AngelaRayner One less than it would have been if she was in the water?
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@AngelaRayner Gotta love how she avoids questions about her ridiculous tweets by banning any form of reply. I only wanted to know how many turds per square meter each site has. It’s important info I need to know if I need shoes or flippers. Please ask for me.
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@NeilBandtock @PolitlcsUK Or any question from any party ever was given a straight answer.
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🚨 | BREAKING: Boris Johnson: "You can't expect human beings in an place like No10 to have an invisible electrified fence around them."
Sir Bernard Jenkin MP: "Well if you'd said all that to the House at the time we probably wouldn't be sitting here. But you didn't."
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@theAliceRoberts We should be sending anyone convicted of violent or abusive crimes out there, but that would leave us with out many politicians or police officers. Then again you're statistically safer with a boat load of refugees than you are at police ball.
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Very worrying. “… it emerged that the Guardian, BBC, Daily Mirror, Independent & i newspaper were not invited [on Rwanda trip]. The home secretary will be accompanied by journalists from organisations including GB News, Daily Mail and Telegraph”
theguardian.com/politics/2023/…
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@RoryStewartUK How much publicity for Matty's book can they get from him giving some what sap messages to a journalist who has made no secret that she disagrees with a lot of the Tory actions during the pandemic. Any publicity is good publicity.
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You have to watch to the end
Count Binface@CountBinface
Matt Hancock’s lawyer just performed the most spectacular self-own since, well, Matt Hancock. This is a masterpiece.
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@PolitlcsUK Well he got that right about Demonic Cumming.
Could Wanksock have got any better publicity for his book? It's hardly likely to damage his career any more is it?
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🚨🚨 | BREAKING: Matt Hancock's closest aide branded Dominic Cummings a “fucking piece of shit” for criticising Matt Hancock
#TheLockdownFiles
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@Erin1234565 @PolitlcsUK Bum grope? Lol Arse Fondle? Sphincter tickle? Elbow finding mission? 🤣😂
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@PolitlcsUK Only Tories would call a bum grope heavy petting. Bloody public schoolboys. No idea.
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🚨 | BREAKING: Matt Hancock RAGED once he found out his affair was about to be published
"How the fuck did anyone photograph that?"
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@PolitlcsUK @lewis_goodall @TheNewsAgents The problem with northerners is that what ever they say they sound like uneducated, wetherspoon drinking, pound shop customers, and as if they should be locked up in detention centres.
Sorry did I say northerners? I meant racists. Same difference really.
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🚨 | NEW: A far-right protestor has said that immigrants are “dirty” in an interview with @lewis_goodall
PS: Some dialogue may be offensive
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@PolitlcsUK @benrileysmith So the message is clear. Doctors who are massively under paid and under staffed can not be trusted to correctly identify when someone is not well enough to go to work?
Sounds like a distraction to me.
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🚨 | NEW: Doctors will be TOLD to sign fewer people off work with sick notes - and instead keep them working
[@benrileysmith]
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