Ancano

I am at the College as an advisor to the Arch-Mage. NOT as an advisor to the students. I will not help you complete your assignments, organise your study diaries or help manage your student loan.

@Ondoledad Plenty of butts, actually. It’s like, 50% of the whole deal.

Gay marriage? Entirely okay. No ifs ands or buts.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

I’d just like you all to know that if this is the end, if this gods forsaken site really does die, that it has been an absolute displeasure. I wish each and every one of you the absolute worst. Do not try to contact me ever again.

Finally! The Eye of Magnus is in my grasp! Aha! The Dragonborn approaches… but they are too late! Nothing can stop me now! Don’t worry, my doting followers, I will dispatch this intruder, and I’ll update you all on my new power. See you soon!

@Need4Mead Did you truly never meet your own mother?

why do the puzzles in dungeons always have whales and snakes on them. I have never once seen a whale or snake in skyrim in my entire life

*groans but like, in a very sexy Tsundere way, like, “oh I can’t stand you, but really I cant stand being away from you, but I cant show my emotions because I hate being vulnerable sort of way”. Like that.* Ugh.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 1 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

@Need4Mead No.

reply to this with pictures of your pets pls

@Need4Mead It’s understandable. Education in Whiterun isn’t simply deplorable, it is non-existent.

@Ancano_ ah yes, how could I be such a fool

most likely to be a flat earther?

@RaTsaja @Need4Mead @CryBlueofZ Fam I was charging hefty gold when I did that

@Ancano_ @Need4Mead @CryBlueofZ Shut up and carry me some day

horny check - drop your last saved picture of an elder scrolls character

@Need4Mead @CryBlueofZ @RaTsaja I have the *best* gaming chair.

@Ancano_ @CryBlueofZ @RaTsaja ancano is just built different

@Ondoledad I’m just sad stamina DK was so shit. My main ended up becoming my dedicated max crafter. A dire fall from Grace.

Looks like Mountain Dew voltage threw up all over your character, mount, and pet and I’m not just jealous because that’s my favorite kind of ‘Dew and I want my character to look like that and also your Second Life character is just so much more buff than mine and

@CryBlueofZ @RaTsaja @Need4Mead Lucky? I ran carries on vMoL. I am simply a gaming god, naturally.

@Ancano_ @RaTsaja @Need4Mead LUCKY

@Need4Mead He and I are alike in many ways

*opens app* *sees the idiotic and ridiculous things you degenerates post* *promptly closes it in disgust*

@RaTsaja @CryBlueofZ @Need4Mead Flex

@CryBlueofZ @Need4Mead Same.

While I’m glad to see SOME of you have taste… Keep dreaming.

@Ondoledad @Real_Ondolemar @WandererMerrow @RealDovahman @Aloe_Brevera Does anyone truly KNOW you? An impossible feat.

@Ancano_ @Real_Ondolemar @WandererMerrow @RealDovahman @Aloe_Brevera Okay, but you know me and that’s all that matters.

Happy (fantasy) Thanksgiving! ft. Orange Juice

I’m beginning to think the students are deliberately ignoring my “do not disturb” sign on my door. I keep making it larger, yet they continue to annoy me. At this point it’s bigger than the door and is simply more hassle than it’s worth.