Capernosity and Function

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Capernosity and Function

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"I know that I know nothing" Socrates after Plato. “Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.” Oscar Wilde

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Common Cents
Common Cents@Reunify32·
Single-handedly destroying US / Everybody Else relations for generations to come.
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Capernosity and Function@AndCapernosity·
@H_Sax98 No redemption needed for Abbott. Just play him in his natural position and watch him thrive. Hadn’t happened before last night.
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Harry@H_Sax98·
I will never call Yates again. The one time he deserved a chant at the end he didn’t get it. A few players gave Vitor a headache for Sunday. Abbotts redemption arc was unreal. And Luca does not deserve the criticism, doesn’t jump but held up the ball so good today.
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Rob
Rob@dogsnobrob·
We've just won 2-1 and the bird in the TNT studio says "doesn't go down as a real win because it was on penalties". Did I hear that right? #nffc
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Paddy Power
Paddy Power@paddypower·
A Premier League side finishing 17th but end up winning the Europa League? Sounds familiar…
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Capernosity and Function@AndCapernosity·
Not quite Cologne or Dynamo But the Europa League is still on the go. Let's join Yatesy for a dip While we plan another trip, Is that the Champions League anthem or a faint echo? #nffc
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Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪
Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪@IrelandFootball·
Your Ireland squad for the FIFA World Cup 26 Qualifying Play-Offs is in 🇮🇪 @QPR’s Harvey Vale receives his first senior Ireland call-up as Alan Browne & Robbie Brady both return 👏 Thu 26th March | 🇨🇿 v 🇮🇪 Tue 31st March | 🇮🇪 v 🇩🇰/🇲🇰
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"
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Sarah
Sarah@Sarahjdublin·
I’d like the UN to know that Laoise does not represent most Irish women She does not speak for me
Laoise de Brún | Barrister | Seanad Candidate@laoisedebrun

I am addressing the UN later today between 2pm and 5pm CET to be precise. The Countess submitted to the UN Report on Violence Against the Mother and were selected to give expert testimony from Ireland. I will be bringing up trans ideology, immigration, surrogacy, the attempted removal of A.41.2, our abysmal, stagnant breastfeeding rates, the lack of breastfeeding or postpartum supports, obstetric violence, the lack of a trauma-informed approach in the family courts or understanding of coercive control, tax individualisation, our non-replacement birth rate, the denigration of mothering and motherhood at a social, economical, cultural and political level. Have I missed anything off? PS This is the second time the UN has asked @TheCountessIE to provide expert testimony yet we have repeatedly been turned down by our own government to provide similar as a stakeholder group in Ireland. It’s almost as if all those consultations with stakeholders are a forgone conclusion / the echo chamber/ the manufacture of consent? We are asking to be admitted by the Irish government as an official stakeholder in the interest of balance and in furtherance of representative not sham democracy. @Education_Ire @HSELive @DeptHealthIRL @DeptJusticeIRL @DeptCultureIRL

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Larry & Paul
Larry & Paul@larryandpaul·
#BrokenNews: Every News Report About St Patrick’s Day
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Conor Moore
Conor Moore@ConorSketches·
Happy St Patrick’s Day ☘️
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Common Cents
Common Cents@Reunify32·
The moment Emma Little Bigot realised everyone in America considers her Irish 🇮🇪
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Zoe Gardner
Zoe Gardner@ZoeJardiniere·
@TiceRichard Didn’t your party’s leader tell his Jewish classmates “hitler was right” & refuse to apologise when a dozen of them asked him to?
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