Andre Buckingham 🧙‍♂️

@isfjcutebear business as usual

She wants to replace the Japanese people Does anyone know why?

@WarMonitors no more air superiority.... huge L

Now that everyone calmed down can we actually begin to ask how tf Iran was able to even lock on to F-35 in the first place, let alone hit it without flare dumping. Crazy.

@GenghisMFKhan 😂

Jesus is my homie. Ain’t got no beef. Stop trying to start shit BB. You ain’t no gangster.

@AlexKnight_1991 @merlinscapital 😂🎯

@AndreBuckingham @merlinscapital

Holy prerecorded AI

@jacksonhinklle playstation 1 graphics on his hair too...

🚨🇮🇱 Wait, Netanyahu might actually be dead...

@khanadan99 it would be very karmic

Who wants to see Israel completely destroyed?

@ItsTheEnforcer 😂

Damn… they finally did it 😭

@IRMilitaryMedia the shit-posting aspect of WW3 is much appreciated... lowers the anxiety😂

Booooom! 💸🔥

@caitboogie weirdest comeback ever

Out of absolutely nowhere …like glitter in a carpet you’ll never fully get rid of, Afroman’s trial crash-landed into the Twitterverse and somehow united us all for the greater good of chaos, comedy, and constitutional appreciation ⚖️🪄⭐️ And I’m just gonna say it: if you can’t collectively agree this is FUCKING EPIC we might already be beyond saving 😂😂😂 Between the unintentional comedy, and the pure absurdity of it all, this has brought me an unreasonable amount of joy. Like… who ordered this level of entertainment?? Because THANK YOU. 🙏 Also, it’s shining a sparkly, rhinestone-covered spotlight on just how important the First Amendment is, because wow, what a time to be alive and witnessing… whatever this is. Anyway, I’ll be over here eating lemon pound cake. laughing, learning, and trying to process how this became the main storyline of the last few days! Stay hydrated, stay unbothered, and may your timeline remain this unhinged in the best possible way 💖✨🪄 Thanks for coming to my CAMtalk! 😘

@khamenei_ir they´ll fold soon... or nuke you... hope russia has hooked you up in case they do

The US empire is in decline. Feb. 17, 2026

@AaronBastani yeah... i mean war with backsies... wtf... man up

This is literally the dumbest war in human history. No hyperbole.

I regret to inform you that Mark Levin has called from my deportation. But I have some bad news Mark.

@Folahanayo1 @SweeneySteve gfy

@SweeneySteve If Isreal wanted to take you out, you'd be out. But go ahead and enjoy your 15 minutes.

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

@yacineMTB what did you do now?

i'm really retarded. wow

@CountDankulaTV nah this is QQQ...

I was thinking damn they even have the KKK in Qatar?

@A_Ham96 And? What did they expect?

Tel Aviv now. 🇮🇱🔥

@MKhamenei_ir Impressive. Now you know how to know them out. Well done. Keep it up.

@TMZ oof... hope the hospital is ok...

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd

@klara_sjo imagine the smell... spicy

Would you enjoy a Gay Time in India?

@cosyposter omg he fucked Harambe´s mom too??!