Andrew Delman 🍄

Quarantine Update: Today my wife told me that the plant I have diligently watering for 6 months is fake...

The McDonald’s Snack Wrap is back! But this time with a vengeance… posting this after day three of the worst food poisoning ever!

At Costco and the guy in front of me just bought $17k worth of gold bars, which he paid for with 5 different credit cards… is he good? Does he know something I don’t?! Should I buy gold?!?!???!

Hey mom! I’m in a commercial!

@RMcElhenney @TomWilsonUSA

This so worth the next 2min of your life

@JustaGuy755 @leenewtonsays Yes! Working on it!

@leenewtonsays @AndrewDelman hey guys uh you have any plans on bringing Your Favorite Cheese podcast back anytime soon? Have been missing it, I love yalls dynamic. Hope everything is well.

They should have asked ChatGPT if this was a good move first… forbes.com/sites/tylerrou…

Los Angeles on Halloween is wild. It’s impossible to tell if people always dress this way or if they’re in costume…

You should be able to drink in a grocery store.

I’m no longer afraid to admit it… I am not good with tinfoil.

I’ve believed in Aliens since I was 6… went to therapy for it… turns out I was right this whole time! Take that Doctor Jean!

Finally figured out time travel!

I hope the studios give in and the strike ends soon. It’s getting bad out there. I just got a Facebook friend request from “Tom Cruise Comedian”

As a nation, we’re thriving…

Like @leenewtonsays I have really bad insomnia, and I listen to a lot of different podcast late at night... I was laughing so hard during ep. 33 of #FavoriteCheese when @AndrewDelman said "I'm gonna start with a toucan", my wife woke up, and came down to see if I was alright. 😂

The amount of people wearing cowboy hats in the Denver airport is very silly…

Why isn’t there a medmen in LAX? They have everything else lol

No but robots might!

Why does every Toyota Yaris look like it’s been to hell and back?