AndrewLaker (real)

@inversebrah Definitely owns a Subaru

q4 2025 cooks and starvations

@phantom Tokens not showing up in wallet but in HyperEVM scan it still has. Are you having issues??

Swapping tokens across HyperEVM, Ethereum, Base, Sui, and Solana is easy with Phantom

@LucaNetz Hypebear collab fire

Iconic. Next week 🫡

Scared money make no money

@jessepollak Bro thinks he’s the main character

why am I launching my creator coin?

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US economy added 119,000 jobs in September, higher than expectations.

@jessepollak @baseapp

1/ IMPORTANT NOTE: $jesse is launching on @baseapp from my account jesse.base.eth — up to and after the launch, I expect people trying to impersonate me and $jesse. I'll share all updates on $jesse directly on X and the base app and you should be careful about anything you see that doesn't come directly from me.

@beaniemaxi Are the physicals liquid?

At peak NFT fomo, Damien Hirst sold 10000 mints for $2000 each. Buyers had the opportunity to keep the digital token, or burn and receive a small physical version. Market preference is clear. While the digital is still worth $2000, the physical floor is up 600% to over $14000.

What today feels like

@cobie @Loopify Dyslexia read it as ZOLD

@Loopify They didn’t ZODL?

comfy in zcash was the path all along…

@WatcherGuru He hasn’t ended war on my bags

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White House says President Trump has "officially ended the Biden administration's war on the cryptocurrency industry."

@WatcherGuru My bags are not

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 Treasury Secretary Bessent says US and China's trade relationship is "in a good place."

This Jays L hurts

@WatcherGuru Finally get rid of those ridiculous transfer fees

JUST IN: Western Union to launch stablecoin on Solana in 2026.

@WatcherGuru They don’t respect my bags tho

JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇺🇸 China Foreign Minister says President Xi Jinping & President Trump respect each other.

@WatcherGuru When my coworkers shill me a bunch of low cap memes

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump tells reporter "you don't know much about crypto…you know nothing about nothing, you're fake news."

@KeyboardMonkey3 @synthetix Is there a prediction market on this?

We're 2 days into the @synthetix trading competition and some interesting stuff is playing out. Here's a look at the top 10 and then the bottom. Everyone started with $50k in margin and the top pnl after 1 month takes home $1m. What do you think the winning pnl will be?

@WatcherGuru So they can still sell it?

JUST IN: Tesla $TSLA reveals none of their $1,300,000,000 Bitcoin was sold in Q3 2025.

@WatcherGuru Huge if true @alleniverson

JUST IN: Michael Saylor says "AI will want Bitcoin."