Andrew Morris

@SeanPlunket I just knocked mine off the bed, in the dark. Went under my night stand and had to turn the light on to find it. What a pisser!

Anyone else having problems with their mobile phone?

@stats_feed Somalia?

Guess the country! This nation has the highest number of engineers per capita. Hint: It’s not China or the US.

@Katzo60 @GCTitans @sydneyroosters Loving the colour scheme, Alan.

With his two tries in Friday's match against the @GCTitans James Tedesco, the @sydneyroosters fullback and captain, has gone past the great Bill Mullins on the list of Sydney Roosters first grade try scorers, and into outright fourth position It was Tedesco's 195th Roosters game

@racingblogger Rival trainers whenever they see her in the Nominations...

Pride Of Jenni is a bloody rockstar! 👑

@Brissyformguide I'd would definitely take Stevie Wonder's opinion seriously though.

Heard a lot of bullshit in my life but judging how firm the track is by how loud the horses are galloping past definitely on the podium. Who needs data when we have insights like these #skyracing

@ThrillaRilla369 Exercise

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@ThrillaRilla369 Ocean's 11

Name a movie you’ve watched at least 5 times… and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking 🎬

@J_Walter23 @JoshuaParr8 Regal Award is a lesson in how to get the most out of a quirky horse by keeping it happy & ensuring things are comfortable & familiar. What they've done is the complete antithesis. Could they train a pig to be dirty?

@AndrewMozMorris @JoshuaParr8 Would have been my preferred option 🤣

Definitely the way to ride him. Too good @JoshuaParr8 #Skyhook

LOCK HIM UP !!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

@AlexiaHanna12 Mid

Am i hot or just average?

@PeriklesGREAT Speed up.

A Muslim migrant stands in front of a train in Paris & throws stones, while shouting “Allah Akbar”. How do we change this type of behavior?

@ClownWorld Corky from Life Goes On.

@Jackson_Oldham1 The struggle is real...

That was Zakouma's eighth start for G.Begg, I've backed it four times and it's gone 0/4, I haven't backed it four times and it's gone 4/4, what a sport.

@cric_blog Good decision. That is ridiculous!!

Trinidad & Tobago vs. Leeward Islands abandoned due to a dangerous pitch. Holy shit...

@LibOrNormal Alien

Gremlins! You?!

@lady_valor_07 Messy Poo.

What would you call this piece of art?

@SuperRugby @skysportnz @StanSportAU LOL

Could this be the try of the season?!?! 🤯 We're not sure what sorcery Johnny McNicholl has pulled out for this one, but it sure is spectacular 🤩 Watch every Super Rugby Pacific match live on @skysportnz and @stansportau 📺 #SuperRugbyPacific #SRP30 #FORvCRU

@racingblogger Like watching a grandfather clock that needs a wind...

Rate my Golf swing out of 10? ⛳️ 😂

🙌🏻 Sky News Host @TheCalebBond brilliant response to an email he received, questioning his support for greyhound racing. 🎥: @SkyNewsAust