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@KCTrades777 I bet the market opens at 9:30. Thats the only thing I can garranty.

Half of X saying we open green tomorrow and then 🌮 is coming. Half of X saying black Monday is coming and we sell lower all week. Both sides saying this while reading the same headlines. So the answer is: nobody fucks knows anything 😂 Just trade the chart everyday. Up, down, sideways. No emotion, no bias, no noise.

@tgw_dta @HeidingOut @CongIreland Dig the new pic by the way

@HeidingOut @CongIreland My people.

Praying for all of our Irish friends and their success with the protest. 🫶🇮🇪💪 If you aren't following @CongIreland he's on the ground in Ireland, a fellow trader and a married man whose DMd pics which were surprisingly of his beautiful wife. 🤣🤣🤣

@hoomansv Not sure what i will do if it did, but it would likely involve purchasing stocks, seed, ammo, and a midget.

Black Monday incoming

@steve2bacon Could be worse. You could be about to spend 90% of your account on seed and fertilizer.

ngl i’m like 3 bad losses away from starting a paid sub

@StockMKTNewz @KraneShares @ahern_brendan @CNBC I wanted to enjoy the weekend. Went 100% cash.

@KraneShares @ahern_brendan @CNBC The weekend should be interesting

"China, as well as Pakistan, clearly played an integral role in coming to this truce," said @ahern_brendan, CIO of KraneShares, recently on @CNBC. He discussed how China's diplomatic efforts during the Iran conflict have set the stage for improved U.S.-China relations ahead of President Trump's upcoming visit with Xi Jinping. Brendan also pointed to potential green shoots in China's economy and capital markets, from $BABA's new AI tools to positive regulatory signals on e-commerce, as reasons to be constructive on the space as geopolitical headwinds begin to fade. Watch: rebrand.ly/6da77b

@TwoThreeXYZ @AnarchyTrades We have an independent called Miller's Market. Never going to die because it is usually slammed out the door wait line. Been there for at least 20 years.

@AnarchyTrades Absolute trash. Wife likes it but I think the bread is plastic. FireButt subs is much better but still not great. The local delis that make legit sandwiches always go out of business.

If everyone would just stop going there and paying insane prices for skimpy bullshit, they’d finally go under, and deservedly so. Same goes for Capriotti’s and Firehouse. Bring local deli’s back man. Then these stupid “high end” burger chains next, like 5 Guys.

@senor_margarita Thats lit

Good pie.

@TheRealDrip2Rip Bruh, welcome to being middle aged

Bruh…you ever fart and have that shit soundin like a kx250 in a power band 😭

@GraniteGods @aleksthgrt Aint that like the pot and kettle type thing

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🇨🇳 Chinese President Xi Jinping: We have no intention of controlling the world. We aim to liberate it from those who think it belongs to them.

@LadeBackk I have a couple AAPL puts about to go red. Its brutal out there.

I was long this morning. Market wasn’t going anywhere so I got out at break even. I walk away and the market rips lmfao 🤦‍♂️

@MandoTrading @unusual_whales

@unusual_whales Clogged or blocked???

JUST IN: Strait of Hormuz still blocked, per WSJ

@Bones_Trader777 @Pregory1 @Vmaxpax @GucciWholesale_ Actually I believe it is made from chick peas.

@Pregory1 @Vmaxpax @GucciWholesale_ what’s a hormuz anyway? sounds like something from dr. seuss

I heard V* say “ayatollbooth” last night so I made an image of it. Gay-atollah toll booth. Yes he’s more than meets the eye. No, don’t cross the Gays of Hórmuz. Pay the toll or else you die. @Vmaxpax @GucciWholesale_

Real me trying really hard to comprehend my day.

@linzy_long_hold Im sorry for your loss beav. ❤️

Lost my little trading buddy to the coyotes last week. Tried to hold hope that she would come back…. But hope is sparse at this point. RIP my sweet Lilly 💔

@HeidingOut @steve2bacon I don't short, but ill buy puts if the trade calls for a downside move. Just feels less risky. Puts max loss is money down, shorting is infinitely loss or so it feels like.

@steve2bacon Almost lost a ton on that move, prob why I don't short lol.

JFC it's almost at 30% praise the Lord I covered last night. OMG $AEHR

@GraniteGods Lmao

Just landed at an airport in Burbank. Handed over my Costco Executive Member card for the fuck of it and the officer smiled warmly, looked at me and said, “You’re a global peacemaker. We’re proud of you.” He then asked me to marry his daughter because he would like his grandchildren to have Costco Memberships for them. Made my day 🇺🇸🍻🇺🇸 $SPY $COST

@steve2bacon Been reminding myself of this heavily today. 🍻1929

if you survived last few weeks of trading, congratulate yourself cuz that was the toughest stretch i can remember since the 2022 bear. before that, 1929. idk when we’ll get a drawn out period of mental torture like that again but any tuition paid in losses helps in the future

C 118 calls now up over 100%. This one is gonna sting for a little while.

@tgw_dta Hell yeah brother.

On some other shit, I never had a dad. I had a guy who was too drunk and fucked up to realize how good his life was. dude was the top cabinet man in Chicago in the 90s. had 3 diff shops out of south side. Built the inside of the big chicagoland speedway that opened in 01. massive. anyways, we lived below poverty. real fucked up stuff. mom and grandpa was the only reason we weren't homeless. wild right, dude owning the decade and his family starving lol. anyways , his addiction was way more stellar than his kids and wife. will be pissing on his grave no doubt . anyways, there's a point to this. As a dad, I don't know how to be a dad, but after 16 years now, I figured out, all you gotta do, is teach them morality and compassion, be there for them, and make badass memories. thats it. so , one badass memory ima do is take my youngest daughter and my son on a 2 hour mountail trail horseback ride. because I can. thanks for reading. be a good dad.

@GraniteGods @WarMonitor3 Apparently not, even taco day is tacoing.

@WarMonitor3 Can’t we cash out these calls first.

BREAKING: Explosions are being heard in Southern Tehran.