Bud-Stain

@beyoncegarden Wet flannels everywhere

he’s so weird for that i’m sorry😭

@KieraDiss A jungle? Are you referring to their colour?

A Wetherspoons in NORTHAMPTON was turned into a literal JUNGLE as families and regulars had to endure this mayhem in the garden. Why were the staff allowing it?! It baffles me.

@WorkElizab Another blue tick who is thick as a plank 🤣🫣

Does anyone know what this is? It’s been above a door in our house since we moved in. It’s a box with a hole on each side. Google suggests it’s a Klaus Staudt sculpture, I’m pretty sure it isn’t. 😂 No banana today, we’ve eaten them.

@GNF1527 My ex smoked all the way through our pregnancy and my boy turns 16 tomorrow, never had a medical problem or anything

My coworker smoked weed while she was pregnant w/her baby up until she was seven months now he's is 2 y/o & won't talk. Nigga still high

@TheImageGod Rizla microns are the one

AS A WEED SMOKER WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING BLUE RIZLA????

@StevensCS1 @marksandspencer Yet there’s a lad in Carlisle store that profiles you in the second you walk in and follows you around the store handing you a basket saying it’s policy

Hi @marksandspencer I just saw a man fill a large backpack with steaks at your St Albans store. I reported him and absolutely nothing was done to stop him by your staff. I assume that if you do nothing then your honest customers are having to pay a surcharge for the theft? Please advise.

@TheSaviour Probably the soundest thing he’s ever said

🚨🇬🇧 HSTikkyTokky went OFF on UTK protesters: “They’re stealing our country, they’re taking our jobs.’ Stop being a doughnut with no GCSEs, no sales skills, no teeth in your mouth, claiming benefits, then complaining about someone from India taking your brain surgeon job.”

@TripleH @HeymanHustle @Obaofwwe Lesnar wins! Oba retires him at summerslam! Predicable booking

Possibly the most anticipated rematch EVER! Oba vs. Lesnar 2. This Sunday. #WWEClash 🇮🇹

@clipmateee She’s famous for being pretty(ish) She’s a terrible footballer and person 😂😂

Gymskin cluelessly tried to drop game on Alisha Lehmann, not realising she’s the best women’s footballer in the world and is already in a relationship with footballer Douglas Luiz 😬

@SmacksaladYT @MedBudUK @EastMidRailway Wetherspoon discriminates too

@EastMidRailway - WHY HAVE YOU JUST CANCELLED MY DISABILITY PASSENGER ASSISTANCE WITH NO REASON? This is pure discrimination. @MedBudUK

@JmeBBK I’m a bar person, then a filth beat

ARE YOU HERE FOR THE BARS? THE BEATS? Or the hype?

@TouchlineX Another blue tick talking absolute nonsense? Well I never

🔋🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: The ball for the 2026 World Cup needs to be plugged in and charged before kick off. • The balls have a sensor that tracks its precise location every time that it's touched. • For the 2022 World Cup, the sensor hanged in wires inside the ball, but now it's part of one of the balls panels. • The data is paired with 12 cameras around the stadiums to track the precise location of the ball and every player 50 times every second. • This data is transmitted live to VAR, and will be used to determine goal line technology and offsides. • The sensor is extremely lightweight, unnoticeable for the players, and the battery lasts for up to 6 hours.

@flaminhaystacks @Tesco So embarrassed, I posted it publicly

Got a @Tesco home delivery and the delivery driver was making polite conversation at the door He asked if it was one of our birthdays because he'd noticed a big cake in the order I had to say yes because I was too embarrassed to tell him that we just love the tray bake cake

@cynog @jayn2222 Nah we don’t, trust me

@jayn2222 Unemployed people have more money than you do, maybe a change of career to layabout is best for your future.

@Kick_Castle Brother having a pretend call with himself 🤣🤣🤣

@SparesCeltic That’s nothing. I managed Tupac and Elvis tour tickets last year 😂😂

Just need to laugh at these scammers😂

@ManUtd Budstain 3

Coming soon to your phone 👀📱 Reply below for the chance to get your personalised lockscreen 👇

@mcsteeler3311 @Ana354384220866 Stop commenting and viewing and your algorithm will not show her 😅

@Ana354384220866 Bitch no one cares about your stupid videos like dam i dont even follow y all is see your dumb shit in my timeline

Good morning my Apple pie ✨ 🌞

@GrappleTheory Tried to sell me his workout plan

Tonight I’ve learned that a certain AEW wrestler (and former boxer) is in more DMs that an indie wrestler trying to pick up female fans 😂

@JamesPGoddard90 English patriots is a reach

English Patriots Protesting Outside The Ahmadi Cult Headquarters in Crewe The public have spoken. The foreigners must be EXPELLED