Andy who lives in basildon!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@BROKENBRITAIN0 @MsBin117 if you stand up tp piss its because you have a cock ... you are a man ... it`s that simple ... suck it up buttercup

@MsBin117 Use the men’s because you’re a man

blimey ! hasn`t the weather girl on ITV got great tits!

@avsybaby @1StevieKilner you have that mental image in your head now !

@AndyBasildon @1StevieKilner Ew 😂

Had this for dinner. Pork and apple sausages with fried eggs on potato bread. Not especially healthy. But especially tasty, and that'll do me 😋

@avsybaby @1StevieKilner fried egg and slippery sausage

@AndyBasildon @1StevieKilner What the hell only fans do you watch? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@avsybaby @1StevieKilner Looks like an orgy on only fans.

@1StevieKilner Looks yum.

@BigBearF1 There's a new film about public toilets coming out . It's called loo loo land

A new film is coming out about a fella who wins the world knitting championship, starring Al Pacino... its called scarf ace.

@Avabelly__ Yes . Just not that one

@NoContextBrits Hilda Ogden

You don’t need to see the face to know who this is.

@celtic_jaime Shanks pony

@IfindWankers Wankers of the week must be the 2 men who broke a police officers nose at Manchester airport and yet still haven't been sent to prison

@Lillybelli Spot

Please suggest a cute name 😉

@Driversunionuk @Askrigg_lad Only if you are a supporter of islam. Otherwise it's 100 hard prison

So, just to make sure I've got this right...I can now punch a police officer, on camera, and get away with it. Got it.

@SteveCaple4 Only to be ripped off by an @EdwardJDavey during the horizon scandal whilst he trousered many hundreds of thousand pounds

Duston Village, Blacksmiths Shop, later it became the post office for many years 🥰

@cutecats_____ No .. it adopts you

If you had the chance, would you adopt a stray cat?

@Only9built @avsybaby In a David Attlebourgh voice. "Here we see a male stang and it's mating ritual "

@avsybaby The spinning wheels at the end is a bonus😂

#StangPrangTime.....Really lame edition.

@HJB_News__ Please . Name those contributions ... I'll wait

You know a country is in trouble when Baroness Shaista Gohir is demanding that contributions by Muslims be taught to British children in schools and be part of their curriculum.

@FamersDog Hawkstones cider

You walk up to the bar. What’s the first drink you’re ordering?

@John_EdwardsUK Pathetic. There should be a professional courtesy specially as reform are Tory 2.0

I’m at the polling station representing Reform in the local by election When I arrived and introduced myself to the other party representatives, the Conservative representative refused to shake my hand What a sad state of affairs. We can disagree but still show basic courtesy

@LUDENClassics Gawgus

Yes please 😍

@brown12008 Koneeeeeeechywaaaaaaaaah

Hello everyone