Andy Couch

@RealJakeBroe @LukeJCouch

This is possibly the funniest SNL skit ever made, lol

@LozzaFox Fox you’re a proper bully. I’m sure this normal behaviour for your ilk.

This is what abusers do. They threaten their partner with the repercussions of their behaviour should the partner not comply With the abuser’s demands. apple.news/A5a_14wmjTwC3g…

@ChrisHewitt Best films with “dodgy” presidents.

Any questions for this week's Empire Podcast, folks?

Luke’s next movie

@IanDunt BFI player is available on Amazon Prime

Is there a decent app for watching French films in UK with English subtitles? Trying to watch Adolphe but it's nowhere to be found on Amazon Prime etc. Fucking pain in the arse.

@farmisonUK @falconenamel @LukeJCouch

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@Read_School What a great event. Well done to the whole Read team.

Just 2 days to go until @Read_School Commemoration Day 2020. Order of ceremony and YouTube link will follow tomorrow. The event will be live streamed at 11:00am so we look forward to seeing how all Read School families and friends are celebrating with us. #Commemday2020

Happy to be back at school.. @Read_School Year 6 pupils in their teaching 'bubble', enjoying a discussion about their pending Year 7 transition in our beautiful Peace Garden.

What are u supporting then? His music career? I‘m-

@sarahmuscas1 @yorkshirepost Yep. Me too!

@yorkshirepost Yes!

Do you agree with Andrew Vine on this issue? yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/opinion/c…

f you are a rugby person please join the challenge of posting a rugby photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture and look at some great memories/pictures

@Saad_Im10 @saintlymark @MichaelVaughan Yes there is.

Isn’t it just Flu !!!!! #Justasking

@ChrisHewitt @MatthewRimmer Chris. Please can we have you as PM? Or will you be part of the new HARD border?

@MatthewRimmer I can barely afford to pay my bills but who can complain about that when the man who has fucked this country is about to have a baby yay so excited

Can’t sleep. Just too excited about Boris Johnson and his baby.

When I was a teacher during the salmonella crisis, I took a phone call from a furious, tearful parent who wanted to know what the school thought it was doing, serving salmonella to pupils for lunch. I assured her we weren't. She insisted we were. Turns out she meant "semolina."

Thank you @TSLA_Leeds for yesterday’s careers morning. We really enjoyed talking to Y10 about @morgansindallci and careers in construction and how great to see they’d prepared questions to ask! 👏

Chris Hewitt has called for Prime Minister Boris Johnson to go fuck himself. More as we get it.

Great seminar for @Read_School parents & staff this evening on autism and ADHD by Andrew Whitehouse @AndrewWSEN. 'From disability to superpower' is a visionary and inspiring perspective. Thank you Andrew

@stephenjones9 @ospreys It looked like it was completely empty. I thought rugby was the national sport. And Alan Wyn was back.

A word for @Ospreys - savaged by Injury but a great stadium, warmest of welcomes, and a huge club in there somewhere. No more excuses, Ospreys admin owe it to the players and to city of Swansea.