Andy Coyle

@JimSpenceDundee Jim you've been in the game long enough to know that if you put your hand to the ball and touch the ball with your hand in your own box, it's a penalty. So now I ask you, did the defender use his hand to clear the ball? No vitriol. Just cold hard facts.

@GaryLineker @coy_tam Hand or elbow. Take your pick

This might be the worst VAR decision I’ve seen (and there’s a lot of competition). Extraordinary given the significance.

@chris_sutton73 I’m curious @chris_sutton73 which one didn’t happen ? The hand ball the elbow to the face or the 2 handed push

@steviedell @chris_sutton73 First person I've seen mentioning the elbow. Foul anywhere else on the park

I’m worried Boydy may explode…

@pieandbov It's more a penalty for the elbow that nobody is even mentioning.

In fairness when you see it zoomed in like that it does look like it’s hit his hand with his head behind it. Humble Pie & Bovril? 🥴😂

@atrupar I don't understand why no reporter asks if he's aware of being the dumbest president ever. Surely you're gonna get work somewhere

TRUMP: We have a ballroom that's under budget. It's going up right here. I've doubled the size of it because we obviously need that. REPORTER: The price doubled TRUMP: I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. You are not a smart person.

Not tempting fate; but some of us never lost faith 🍀

@GerryKeogh_ There is no such thing. Otherwise, we'd all be millionaires.

This is Mohammad Baghdadi "Baggy" Khan reporting to duty as a newly elected Councillor in the Halliwell ward, Bolton. He looks composed in his Lamborghini Huracán Spyder, worth £100,000-£200,000, it does 19-23 mpg. He is a member of @TheGreenParty.

@tk977799 @GerryKeogh_ @CelticFC You're absolutely bang on, bud. Keep up the fight.. not a penny more, keep it going apart from the hundreds on a season ticket, that'll show them. Gerry, the specky gimp can just fuck off.

@GerryKeogh_ @CelticFC Fuck up ya specky gimp. I was considering chucking it but you have made me decide to keep it on just to keep fannies like you out of CP

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Imagine going for a pint then going viral 😂

Musk has asked that we share more videos on X, so here we go 👇

@hardlyperennial You're aware of a certain Douglas Ross?

This is so SNP. Flynn is now simultaneously an MP and an MSP. The SNP changed the rules so Joanna Cherry couldn't do this, then changed them back so Flynn could. They make up the rules to keep the SNP elite on the gravy train and pretend they're on the side of ordinary people.

BREAKING: Labour activists have been caught breaking electoral rules at multiple Scottish polling stations by putting party campaign material at voting booths

@AnasSarwar 5 years to having us ending up paying for prescriptions as the rest of the UK. Destroying all the decent things the country gets for its taxes at the moment. I know nothing is free, by the way, but the snp spends our money in a better way than your leaflets have told me

The SNP have given Scotland 20 years of waste and failure. Give me 5 to deliver the change Scotland needs. 🖐️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

It all worked out incredibly well. Prison turned out to be a surprisingly positive experience and I met some good guys. After I got out , I returned straight into management roles and later founded a successful company dedicated to supporting ex-offenders and others into meaningful employment. Today, I work in schools, supporting Alternative Provision (AP) (kids that have been expelled from school )strengthen their careers programmes, helping young people make positive, informed career choices. Alongside this, I’ve been supporting homeless charity in Birmingham supporting young people in Birmingham providing them with safe accommodation and helping to take them off the streets and supporting them into Employment or Education. Oh and I was also bestowed a Honer from the Queen on her birthday honers list as well as being made a Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts

Brendan Rodger the Super Cunt 🤣 That about sums the Man Up.

1 year in. Still the same challenge. 5 stories from the archive. 4 human. 1 AI. You’ve seen them before… but can you still spot it?

@DominikDiamond Celtic have to win their 3 games thats it.

I struggle to see Celtic beating Hearts by the 3 goals needed to overturn that goal difference. We need them to slip up against Motherwell.

@kevverage Scotland is an equal partner (apparently), so should be getting treated as such

imagine how different life would be if we elected a Scottish government that worked with Westminster instead of continually demanding things?