Andy Dowling 🇺🇦

Disability sucks but Cerebral Paul Z is an absolutely cracking rap name, so swings and roundabouts really.

🎶 NO MOH MISTAH NICE GUY NO MOH HOMEMADE SCAW-HAW-HAW-HONS 🎶 (I only know the title line of this song so I winged it with a nice guy gesture he might be stopping)

@LongshoreCowboy @joeroganhq Literally every single American sport is just a European sport with tons more padding and time outs added. You take an existing sport, soften it up and slow it waaaaay down. Exciting stuff.

@joeroganhq So many people are gonna cry about this take. Almost none of them are in North America. Where Dana's sentiment would be shared by many of us

Dana White: "Can’t stand soccer, I think is the least talented sport on earth. There’s a reason 3 year olds can play soccer."

@joeroganhq Says the inventor of Slap Fighting. Who loves that so much he tried it on his own wife.

@goddammitbrain The movie aye. He's honestly not bad but he can't stop Dublin noticeably pokin through at times, wee soul. He needed my calibrating phrase and he woulda be laughin. "Oi loik Jiff Bockloiiiiiiiiiii" Never fails.

@AndyDee Haha is he in Peaky Blinders or something? I always wondered what brummies thought of Cillian Murphys accent

Big fan of Barry Keoghan's acting. To the point where I genuinely wondered if there was anything he couldn't do. Now I know the answer is hold a Brummie accent for more than 4 words in a row, but I still think he's grand.

@murdo_fraser Still more capable than your mob, certainly.

Peter Murrell has now admitted to stealing the best part of half a million pounds from the SNP. Is it credible that his wife knew nothing of this? As Party leader, was she not curious? And if the SNP can steal from themselves, what are they capable of doing to the country?

A lot of people don't know there's a verse on the extended album version where Ronan Keating explains that Life Is A Rollercoaster cos it sometimes involves screaming in abject terror and being physically sick.

@Mark84852655 @Nigel_Farage Och he'd be fine. There's always more dodgy handouts for oor Nige.

@AndyDee @Nigel_Farage Labour would just tax him more on that pint.

I’d like to buy this man a pint. Does anyone know how I can find him?

We always go too big with the Art Vs Artist debate. Stakes are too high. Folk dive straight in with Morrissey's poetry Vs his racism or MJ's legacy Vs noncey. 😬 Start more digestible and work up. Virtual Insanity being a bop Vs JK from Jamiroqi being a bit of tit for example.

no better moment than the silence right after a trailer plays in the cinema and you can hear someone say "that looks shit"

Congratulations @jmcginn7: Prize winning Meatball 🫡🙌🏆

Controversial one this and obviously not my call to make, but I feel like, 'Yours is a butt that just don't quit' stays just the right side of decency even for this modern, more boundary conscious age. I could be wrong tho.

Adventure Time lore > Lord Of The Rings lore. You 'eard.

If Duran Duran were going for 'Aunties returning to the bingo for the first time after a big win and resulting glow-up' here, then they nailed it.

@RobSchneider Please do some basic research on what's going on in the UK before spouting baseless dystopian fan fiction. It makes you look a gullible fool.

I am canceling my plans to visit the United Kingdom. The despicable treatment of their own citizens in favor of invaders by their Government is truly disgusting.

Not for me this year #Eurovisión. It's supposed to be about crimes against music, not humanity.

@crimson_thistle I don't have an issue with it honestly. They put themselves forward for election and were elected. If they're shite presumably they'll be papped out.

Come and play with us, @saintmirrenfc. Play with us forever and ever and ever.

Have this if you want America but understand that nearly everyone will miss it going for a piss and a pie.