goddammitbrian

A little something called The Stranger

@MUFCScoop @ChrisWheelerDM @NathSalt1 Wharton doesnt make sense to me, if Mainoo is long term partner. Anderson has his mind made up on City. So, Tonali for i assume a million billion

🚨 Manchester United have cut their short-list of midfield targets to replace Casemiro this summer down to three players: Sandro Tonali Elliot Anderson Adam Wharton [@ChrisWheelerDM, @NathSalt1] #MUFC

@IpswichTown This statement , and you, suck fucking balls oh my god you spineless ghouls

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

Will you be wearing brown shirts next week?

Chappell Roan has just announced a gig at Portman Road.

this "flex" has same energy as

not now Arnold im rly busy

@DaftLimmy "This seems like the sort of thing we should be doing" send pitch

He seems tired. The whole thing feels tired.

"Ok $27 million" "Deal"

@troutsbastard Ahahahaha!!!

Update: this is a man & that’s what I get for only reading the headline. Lock him up.

she’s out there playing cornhole & shooting men with no arms or legs? Let her go. She worked for that shit.

Michael Healy Rae

It’s hard to believe this era was real

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

Imagine making Joe Exotic look like Joe Ordinary

@quack100 😂😂😂

@goddammitbrain I know, his poor daughter, first the Chappell roan this and now this. Although if she gets free tickets to a gig now the forehead could mean she gets in the wheelchair section…..

Cctv of him escaping

@quack100 Bloody hell. 7 of that hairline

@goddammitbrain Conclusive proof he’s not mad on johnnies…. Also ewww

@iamnotfrench Fair play the casting director. Such a hateable punchable face

@goddammitbrain Lmaoaaooooo (I would’ve punched him on sight)

5 ft apart bc they’re not gay