Andy Freak

@osagiode11 @tips_yankee Twatted, munted, off my head. All acceptable

@tips_yankee Darlington Swindon Plymouth Salford Nottingham Peterborough Blyth Sutton Hull Port vale Forest green Tranmere Birmingham Watford Rotherham Basingstoke Liverpool Manchester Tamworth Just to name a few from off my head

Teacher: " Name 10 cities in England that you know" Me who watches the premier league:

@rickygervais Who's king won?

I fucking won!

@SP1nightonly Keep your hands off those dates tealeaf

Did you know that 2024 will mark the 25th anniversary of #TheLeagueofGentlemen (1999), the 15th anniversary of #Psychoville (2009) and the 10th anniversary of #InsideNo9 (2014). How do we best celebrate? And is it now time to retire?

@cctvidiots Picture Box and more serious versions of 'Look around You S1'

What video comes to mind first when you see this picture?

@coldwarsteve Welcome back sir

@perry_ron Jimmy Somerville jr

Dance like no one’s watching! I pray the world never convinces him otherwise.

@5Pillarsuk Fat bellend with a beard is a fat bellend with a beard

"SHAME ON YOU!" Footage circulated online shows Police using what appears to be heavy-handed tactics with pro-Palestine demonstrators when they marched close to a McDonald's branch in Birmingham. The fast food giant has faced calls for a boycott over the brand's alleged support for Israel.

@SkyNews Sad sums it up perfectly

Adele has revealed she suffers from seasonal affective disorder, also known as SAD, which makes it difficult for her to live in the UK. trib.al/pPfzPz3

@Chrisduck I also know where you can find djs using controllers in clubs who actually know how a track made by the producer is actually supposed to sound.

@Leftfield @GoldenLionTod How about a raffle for us skuzzer djs that didn't choose life?

Neil has donated vinyl to be auctioned off for @GoldenLionTod 's Christmas charity. Details below.

@AmiriKing Jews are dicks

MONTCLAIR NJ—A Jewish man putting up fliers catches two goofy liberals taking them down. The fliers are for a vigil to honor kidnapped Israeli women and children. Remember. These same weirdos spent an entire decade calling us Nazis. Stranger than fiction.

@OfficialPVFC @CTFCofficial @SkyBetLeagueOne @OverclockersUK Garrity?

📰 TEAM NEWS This is how the Valiants line up to take on @CTFCofficial in today's @SkyBetLeagueOne clash here at Vale Park! #PVFC | @OverclockersUK

@SkyNews Of course i agree with them 100% though. Israel have always given Palestine a hard ride but now its nothing less than an atrocity

@SkyNews Ah Ha mas !

A letter issued by Artists For Palestine UK, and signed by Steve Coogan, Tilda Swinton, Miriam Margolyes and Maxine Peak, among more than 2,000 others, demanded that governments "end their military and political support for Israel's actions" ⬇️ trib.al/m87JhPR

@PiersUncensored @hzomlot @piersmorgan @TalkTV Ffs this guy has single handedly screwed Palestine with his terrible terrible obnoxious interview. I was on their side until this

Palestinian Ambassador to the UK Husam Zomlot joins Piers Morgan Uncensored as Israelis and Palestinians trade blame for a deadly explosion that ripped through a hospital in Gaza. @hzomlot | @piersmorgan | @TalkTV | #PMU

@AcidGrandads Nice pic is that high Rez olution?

Mmm Skyscraper I Love You

@cctvidiots If you find this funny I hope you are enjoying your first day on social media

@AcidGrandads Hope you dyslexic friends like smug candy

On the plane. Sara’s brought the top gear.

@SkyNews Its a big joke, Israel has been fucking over Palestine for donkeys years killing 1000s of men, womem and kids and finally Palestine loses it's shit and goes mental. This does not give Israel the right to butcher 1000s of innocent people. Two wrongs don't make a right.

BREAKING: The Palestinian Health Minister has said 28 Palestinian medics have been killed in Israeli strikes in Gaza since Saturday 7 October. For live updates 👉 trib.al/rNvDkSZ 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@rickygervais No really. I'm in Gaza trying to find a yoga class

Hope you're having a peaceful day ❤️