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@AndyMuir22

Goron. Host of The Muster on Hokonui 1pm weekdays; listen online @ iHeart radio. Dont flail like an octopus; smash like a hammerhead.

Katılım Şubat 2010
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Farmboyraver@AndyMuir22·
Happy birthday to the legendary potty mouthed farmer @fairleigh_ag... have a goody!
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
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Andrew
Andrew@shortflyslip·
Scotty Stevenson on TV running narrative that people are disrespectful of this series because it's just bilateral cricket, and anyway all cricket used to be bilateral. Misses the point. People are disrespectful because it's two B teams playing, which never happened in the past.
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UK Back in the Day
UK Back in the Day@UKBackintheDay2·
30 years ago today… The Prodigy unleashed this masterpiece…
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Chris Lynch
Chris Lynch@chrislynchmedia·
The Christchurch stadium was sold as a magnet for world class acts, so why are taxpayers bankrolling Robbie Williams to show up? While firefighters are stretched and the Woolston station cannot be properly staffed, millions appear to be flowing toward a concert that should have stood on its own. Williams has toured New Zealand time and again without a cent of public money, so why are we paying now, and how much more will follow?
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Aston Martin F1 updates
Aston Martin F1 updates@startonpole·
I think I found a solution to the battery recharge issues
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Daniel
Daniel@VoteLewko·
Only 90s kids will get it.
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GeorgeWeahsCousin
GeorgeWeahsCousin@WeahsCousin·
Henry Pollock running to the crowd to shush them about 90 seconds before he lobbed the ball straight back to France with the game in the bag. If anyone ever suited that haircut it is him.
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Farmboyraver@AndyMuir22·
Remember bring told the Six Nations was the most purest form of rugby with titanic tight five battles where scorelines reflected a battle royale featuring custodians of the game, and furthermore being told the south only played touch footy #sixnations
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Jim Demps
Jim Demps@jim_demps·
World Rugby: Ireland and Wales can’t wear their Red and Green kits against each other to make it easier to watch for people who are colour blind. Also World Rugby:
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Epic Clip Vault
Epic Clip Vault@EpicClipVault·
Two dudes in 2003, not knowing they were making a legendary song.
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Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
I loathe these posts that treat war like a video game. It’s deadly serious and a lot of people are getting killed, including innocent children and US servicemen/women. It’s not a game, Mr President @realDonaldTrump - please don’t treat it as such.
The White House@WhiteHouse

UNDEFEATED.

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JEFF
JEFF@jeffisrael25·
let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner
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🚜🐄 🧢Bruce🧢 🐄🚜
🚜🐄 🧢Bruce🧢 🐄🚜@fairleigh_ag·
I just spoke with my fuel company truck driver,the whole company is currently allocated 900,000litres of diesel a week total for Dunedin south,that is for everything, fuel stations & on farm tanks. It's lunchtime Friday,and they have 7,000litres of their allocation left.
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🚜🐄 🧢Bruce🧢 🐄🚜
🚜🐄 🧢Bruce🧢 🐄🚜@fairleigh_ag·
As we head towards a diesel supply crisis,what happens to these? Serious question. No diesel = no tankers = no milk pick up = milk dumped = reduced food available to the public. And this is just one of many examples of what could happen if agriculture is starved of fuel
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Ben Smith
Ben Smith@bensmithrugby·
India are trying to catch Australia by collecting happy meal trophies every two years at the T20 drive-thru. These seriously count for very little. Trying to lump them in with the great Aussie ODI sides by using the ‘white-ball’ catch-all phrase does not put them on equal footing. Embarrassing.
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Iceland Cricket
Iceland Cricket@icelandcricket·
Dear @ICC, We wish to take this opportunity to thank you for the recent T20 World Cup, a global cricketing spectacle on a scale unlike any other in past years. It was so good that several nations decided not to leave upon their tournament exit, and it appears they might never do so. As for us, the tournament brought drama and infamy. We staked our claim to replace the forfeiting Pakistan, then realised the harsh economic and logistical realities of international sport. Colombo is not Reykjavík, in so many ways. Then we had the unforfeiture of Pakistan, an event that actually vindicated our 'stay-at-home, fire it out online' strategy. They knew their plan and played it like a fish. Let's not forget the actual cricket. The associate nations nearly caused several shocks - both Nepal, Netherlands, and Italy all coming within a whisker of a win over the big boys. Then there was the classic match between Afghanistan and South Africa, which was so good they did the Super Over twice. At the end of the day, it was India's tournament to host and they delivered, blasting more than 500 runs across the semis and final. They brought the fire. We watched and tried to learn, but lava bedded wickets are not quite the same. Conquering Iceland remains the ultimate litmus test of a batter. We count the statistics and arrive at an aggregate count of 245 posts by us on X and 3,420 loaves of bread baked by our captain, Dushan Bandara, across the tournament as a whole. Our Chairman, a ship captain, steered all voyages safely into harbour. And finally, the world famous Íslensk Premier League (ÍPL) is now only two months away, the T20 franchise tournament with a sub-Arctic twist. We wait patiently and keep our keyboards warm. Yours sincerely, Icelandic Cricket Association
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All The Right Movies
All The Right Movies@ATRightMovies·
To end DUMB AND DUMBER, the studio wanted Harry and Lloyd to ride off with the girls, but the Farrelly brothers refused, insisting the pair must stay stupid. so they send the bus away.
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