Andy

🚨🇲🇦 BREAKING: Morocco have been announced as AFCON winners with final result overturned by CAF. Senegal have been declared to have forfeited the match with Morocco declared 3-0 winners by official statement. CAF statement tonight. ⤵️🇲🇦

@RichTheNewbie @OptaJoe Review this lads, I had Cherki SoT over 1.5 🤣

Are @OptaJoe stats automated or based on humans? Rayan Cherki has had two shots on target in the Man City v Tottenham game yet the betting companies using Opta data say one. He scored and Vicario tipped one round the post. Why do you find it so hard to get basic things right?

I’ve experienced the highest of the highs and the lowest of the lows all within 7 months At least I can live my life now relaxed, knowing it will never get any better, and it’ll never get any worse

Scrub every last mention of winning the FA Cup from our socials.

@ArthurWaitDM Where is this lol?

🗣️We’ve got super Pat Vieira…! 🎶❤️💙

@currys WALUIGIIII

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@Rileyeagles_ @JG1905 Munoz and Eze going Chelsea in the summer confirmed ffs

@ComAve_Official @CPFC @General_Leela up the Palace!

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@lukeman3000 @trent_772 @Globalstats11 @AMAZlNGNATURE Shittymorph commented on the original reddit post with this exact tweet

@trent_772 @Globalstats11 @AMAZlNGNATURE I highly doubt this comment was copied. It was just made in the style of shitty morph’s famous comments - the only part that was copied was the last few words.

A photographer has captured the incredible moment an eel escaped from heron’s stomach while the bird was still in flight.

Thoroughly enjoyed @Modestep's set from the outside of @drumsheds 😊😊😊

@bromleyfc Can you buy tickets at the gate tonight?

Heading to Walsall tonight 🛣 #WeAreBromley

Just promote the boys to 3. Liga now

Jena remind me so much of Palace it hurts. The moment things start to get good everything starts to crumble.

Hilfe

@MrMattPenny Yep, just shit myself thinking it was my TV, especially because it was on every one of their live streams! But gone to a different app and it's not there so just Channel 4 being Channel 4.

Anybody else watching the footy via Channel 4 stream have this random little line right across the screen near the bottom?? #ENGBOS

@pnm1979 3-3 was the plan all along.

I don’t think that was in the plan though,

The Leverkusen plan of being 2-0 down and scoring 3 in the final few minutes looks like it’s going perfectly.

@_JayBrownn @EuroExpert_ That's what everyone said last time!

@EuroExpert_ Not this time...

Just tune in when there's 5 minutes left and Leverkusen score 3

@mindless_38 @HLTCO None of us are but the sheer magic of their shithousery has to be appreciated 😂

@AndySE25 @HLTCO Just not a fan of real madrid lol

How do they always find a way? You could bury Real Madrid 6 feet deep, put the shovel down, dust off your palms and you’d turn around and see the whole team standing there with gigantic shit-eating grins on their faces. Inevitable.

@mindless_38 @HLTCO Christ you must be the most miserable bastard to ever exist

@HLTCO The neuer mistake was nothing to do with Madrid It's not magic is it

@cpfcpatriot Only money I had on the game was Eze to score or assist so I feel your pain.

The only negative of this evening was we didn’t get a 5th. #cpfc