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Posting this link for all who have asked if my album is on Tidal, iTunes, yada yada…yes. This link will show you all the platforms badpassword.lnk.to/AndySandford
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&y S&ford
@AndySandford
ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
Atlanta, GA Katılım Şubat 2009
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Another good one is putting on workout clothes and not doin a damn thing. That is called dumbass muscle confusion. If you're convincing enough, you never have to workout. Your muscles are too emotionally invested to accept your unwillingness to change.
Henry Phillips@Henlips
If you're looking to change up your exercise routine, you can try doing your morning jog backwards.
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@TotallyAllen oh plenty do, they just aren't on the grid and you can't look em straight in the eyes unless you yourself are in pounce mode
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@AndySandford the hard truth is I don't think anyone smokes anymore andy
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sup girl I went to two open mics and smoked zero cigarettes anything is possible
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i will be in atlanta this weekend and if i don't hear a remix of this by EOB tomorrow...
Wiley D@BrotherInLawATL
So, a Fulton County Commissioner was outted for having a sexual relationship w/ her Chief of Staff after they broke up & it was learned she put a tracking device on his car. If that was not enough to show that Atlanta is an unreal & unsophisticated place—Public Comment today…
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@feraljokes I knew I should've put experience with alcoholic family in my packet submission
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When I moved here writing for late night was kind of the comedy job I had in mind as a career goal and since then I've met people with those jobs and they all seem like they have a different kind of scary dad they have to deal with all the time
Rolling Stone@RollingStone
EXCLUSIVE: Sixteen current and former staffers say Jimmy Fallon’s erratic behavior spoiled their “dream” of working on The Tonight Show. “You never knew which Jimmy we were going to get and when he was going to throw a hissy fit.” trib.al/i0Rsalb
Brooklyn, NY 🇺🇸 English
Hey Fandy Fandfords, I shit you not, there is a straight up GOAT'd silly skwad of harhar harbingers. A guffawfully hilarious lineup is set to lay siege to the stage at 529 in EAV tonight. Doors at 7, show at 8. Soul raptured to perc-atory at 10. iykykmf cum out ya goddam idiots!
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There’s a silly lil reel on ig where bricklayers setup a domino rally thing with a buncha bricks, & every mouth breather can’t help commenting “yeah good job makin more work for yourself!” So I said “u guys sure know how to ruin a fun lil video.” That’s all it takes. Triggered.
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