Andy Herbert 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@talkSPORT Can’t bear to mention Everton 😂😂😂

FIVE Premier League clubs will qualify for the Champions League next season... 🔴 Liverpool 🔵 Chelsea 🐝 Brentford 👀 Someone else Who do YOU think will finish 5th? 🤔

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!

@qpe @Trippiercrypt01 Absolute nonsense. You can see his legs buckle and his face shows everything. Clean shot and knock out. Fantastic shot and real knock out power

@Trippiercrypt01 Afraid so…

It’s how he bends his knee that doesn’t sit well with me. That’s not what an unconscious person does. #ItaumaFranklin

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

@FerryLad @lennyb1983 You’ve had more staying power than me mate. I never renewed for this season and haven’t been once

I said after the Oldham game that was me done. I went tonight to see if anything had changed and it hasnt. Im done for the season now. One of the most expensive season tickets in the EFL for that pile of shite. No renewal either. I will decide on games next season.

@dambuster633 @FBAwayDays @Favetelinguiss I’d say a teenage girl. Deffo not a lads writing

@FBAwayDays @Favetelinguiss It’s hilarious that you all think this was written by a child

The time an Everton fan left this note for his parents today as he makes his way to The Emirates Stadium… 🫣🤣

@FootballFactly Aston Villa

This is much harder than it looks…

@PED7 @AlanOkell1 Out of touch

@AlanOkell1 You should let your dog tweet, be more intelligent

Horrible Horrible prick

@MagooMr12 Agree but today could/should have been at least 2-0 half time and that’s generous. Very different story and very lucky to still be in the game. Not the first time the second half performance has got us back into the game. Really need to start performing for 90 mins. Great win

Soooo after going through Dyche, lampard.Benitez, keoman and Allardyce along with countless relegation fights people kick off, yes kick off, at Moyes for having a better away record than arsenal and being 7th in league. Utter cunts, does my head in - how can you be so ignorant

@atensnut Haha 4100. I get it now 👍🏼

@atensnut 2030?

No paper, no calculator. Just in your head.

@OddsDanny @FabrizioRomano Relegation? Everton are 15 points clear of 3rd from bottom. I’d say that’s not a worry this year

@FabrizioRomano Everton bid for En-Nesyri. If it lands, Moyes can hold a higher 3+2: striker presses near-post, wins first balls, full-backs stay up. Market angle: Everton relegation price shortens slightly. #EFC

🚨🔵 Everton send official bid to Fenerbahçe for Youssef En-Nesyri on initial loan with €20m buy option. Negotiations underway. #EFC

@_onlyscott Ukraine

Guess the national team? 👀 Level: IMPOSSIBLE

@sophielouisecc What about if a worker on £35K has 5 kids

A worker on £35k a year will be £1,400 poorer because of the freeze in income tax Yet a family with 5 kids on UC will be £10,000 better off. This is the most unfair budget in my lifetime

@AnnLesbyPhD @James_L_Ryan You’ve also heard of Nigeria? And what about Nigel and Nigella having niggles?

@James_L_Ryan Oh, so now pronunciation of the n word makes a difference?

I just found out this country exists and I am literally shaking & vomiting 😭🤢

@tacticalefc I think you missing the fact that they don’t score hence being called called out as shite centre-forwards. I don’t think the colour comes into it. Start scoring and the fans quickly come on board

@otokyo__ Rick Astley

Your country has

@Matt_Pinner Thanks for my lovely starter. What’s for mains?

You just worked a 15 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?

@RupertLowe10 It looks like the logo was cropped out of the image. Not an NHS poster

@RupertLowe10 I’m all for calling things out but where is the evidence that this is displayed at an NHS hospital. As an MP you have a duty to ensure you are representing your constituents factually. This appears cropped and I doubt it’s authentic

Another poster proudly displayed in a London NHS hospital. I profoundly disagree. They are illegal, and should be treated as such. This woke poison must be extracted from the NHS. Every illegal migrant should be detained, and every illegal migrant should be deported.