🇺🇲 President Birb 🇺🇲

I'm back bitches

That one guardsmen who stays alive in Siege mode somehow between rounds with me and the boys

What’s the solution here? More “programs”? Counseling? A hug?

@enjoyer_liberty We need a short king in charge. I volunteer as tribute.

Heights of the last 14 presidents: 47. Trump: 6’3” 46. Biden: 6’0” 45. Trump: 6’3” 44. Obama: 6’1” 43. W. Bush: 6’0” 42. Clinton: 6’2” 41. HW Bush: 6’2” 40. Reagan: 6’1” 39. Carter: 5’10” 38. Ford: 6’0” 37. Nixon: 6’0” 36. Johnson: 6’3” 35. Kennedy: 6’1” 34. Eisenhower: 5’11”

@isfjcutebear No. Absolutely not.

Should he become the shogun of Japan?

@spaceshark23 "The couple have entered the line towards the register. Now have an indian guy argue with the cashier for an eternity."

“Him and his wife are having a nice evening together. Have some gangbangers shoot at each other across the street.”

@Odstgavin @ag_gobby

@ag_gobby I was 0 in 2006

I won’t tell you all the terrible thoughts I had about the 15-year-old Haruhi’s feet when 18-year-old me saw this in 2006, but go ahead and lock me up and throw away the key.

@NArcheofuturist 🫡

The First Amendment is fake. The Second Amendment is fake. First Amendment organizations are fake. Second Amendment organizations are fake. A Black guy verbally threatened a White guy, then physically attacked him. The White guy shot him, and now the White guy is up on attempted murder charges. Everyone is justifying the attack on the White guy based on words he said at times and places other than that of the scene where he was attacked and defended himself with a firearm. Not a single First or Second Amendment organization has offered support for the White victim of Black violence and anti-White prosecutorial and judicial malfeasance. White people are regularly persecuted for both speech and self defense. The government that's supposed to secure our rights violates them, and the private institutions that promise to defend our rights are nowhere to be found when they're needed most. Anti-White anarcho-tyranny rules the day. Our continued lack of coherent organization allows it to do so unchecked.

@spaceshark23 Is that Symboli Rudolph?

2 years ago my best bud was doomering about being forever alone. Today I’m goin to his kid’s 1st birthday party. Never give up. Pic related

@QuetzalPhoenix Socrates of Alpacas

Socrates of Alopece? More like Socrates of Alopecia!

@howlingthor @DollFoidEdits @dankdantheman @TheOnlyDSC @HarmlessYardDog @__Mafia110__ R

@AngelicKnight98 @DollFoidEdits @dankdantheman @TheOnlyDSC @HarmlessYardDog @__Mafia110__ E

Is something dangerous pushing them out?

@BigBoris_2 Gn Boris

Goodnight, oomfs!

@QuetzalPhoenix A Legacy of Kain reference? In this economy?!

Kain?

Bane?

@QuetzalPhoenix I was expecting this Pain honestly

Pain?

Funny enough, all 4 men presented here are characters in apocalyptic settings. Lee and Coach in zombie apocalypses. Cole Train and Johnson in genocidal wars.

@DollFoidEdits @dankdantheman @TheOnlyDSC @HarmlessYardDog @__Mafia110__ G

@dankdantheman @AngelicKnight98 @TheOnlyDSC @HarmlessYardDog @__Mafia110__ G

@PalmyrPar I'm a very serious adult, Novus

Very Serious Adult who scrolls /v/ for opportunities to write about how much of a Very Serious Adult he is.

@Alfred_Mercer26 @MrPrudentialist IT'S DOING IT'S JOB

@AngelicKnight98 @MrPrudentialist I figured my body getting roasted alive inside the suit would have that covered.

Put on the whole armor of God

@BENZOTOOIE You know what you must do

Play fighting the 4 y/o and she full wind up slapped my right ball with the tips of her fingers. I thought I was going to throw up.

@MrPrudentialist I like that it comes with a scouter