Lion El' Jonson

The watchers in the dark used my credit card to buy Vbucks in the 32nd millenium and now my credit is tarnished

@JimStrabo The sand on the world im on looks like mashed potatoes. Thats why we dont tell Russ about it

@ExcindioLegio Why is it pissing on your dinner??

It is Miniature Monday my sons, lend me your air support

@InteremptorCapt It does if you bring enough munitions with you

@ExcindioLegio Teleporting down from the Battle Barge surely counts as Air Support?

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@MynameJ54300954 @eljonson_lover @_Jyggalag_ I won that fight. Broke his back right before I dropped by and broke your mom's

@eljonson_lover @_Jyggalag_ He's not called lion W jonson. Someone had to serve up those Ls.

Since there's new debate about who the good guys in 40K are I'd like to remind everyone that there are no bad guys in 40K

@RedeemerOfNod @lastchalice Gameplay 6, story a solid 3. "Alot can happen in 4 years" no bitch, you guys went bankrupt with ideas

@lastchalice 6

Halo 4. Give it a score from 1-10.

Karl Kopinski is a British illustrator who became a defining force behind the modern grimdark aesthetic, especially through his work with Games Workshop on Warhammer 40,000. @Karlkop

@GuajiroMarino Channeling your inner indian migrant energy

How I be looking at my opponent as I shit out 120 poxwalkers onto the table:

@ExcindioLegio Lion El'jonson Primarch of the 1st legion $ 0 Received from the pro Chaos Lobby

Gentleman I have inspected this wall at many requests and have found it to be structurally insufficient and the workmanship shoddy. I will not be kissing this no matter how much the administratum pressures me until Rogal can rebuild it to code

@ImperatorOfPuns E) a lil bitch

eh

@Airaxora I have weaponized automatons from the dark age of technology shackled and in stasis for use as a last resort of unparalleled carnage and lethality should the Dark Angels ever be destroyed or threatened with destruction.

explain your username.

@TheeSpaceKing @RGuillimanXIII This is bullshit

@RGuillimanXIII It is leman russ, you, and vulkan

Oh @TheeSpaceKing, king of space, which of your nephews is your favorite?

@DarkPit371 Im talking about @UrizenOfColchis

@ExcindioLegio Yeah and what is he gonna do about it? Get off the throne and doom half the imperium, and let Terra be consumed by the demons in the webway? I don't think I'm worth that. If Abaddon somehow were ever on Terra, maybe, but that would still be a lot to sacrifice just for a kill.

He paddled the shit out of me for this btw

@DarkPit371 Hey man he can see this

@ExcindioLegio That said he still should've disappeared Lorgar like the two we don't talk about. Him and Angron really were unfixable and should've been scrapped.

@dearfrienddia @knowlesslayer This pleases me

@knowlesslayer He has beef with every one haha Probably because I gave him quirk “does not greet anyone”

Some of you asked Lion when, I saw lion hat in the tomo-shop, and thought it was a sign 🦁

@ExcindioLegio @eljonson_lover Whaling? There haven't been whales in that region of Terra for millennia.

@eljonson_lover It's for whaling I'm told

@ExcindioLegio Is it an ancient wall from Terra that is said to be used for prayer?