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2026 Book Thread 🧵

“Your honor, my client is American because he committed his crimes in America”

@Kicksbuttson @hayasaka_aryan Tenuously at best.

@hayasaka_aryan At least she can understand hypotheticals.

Blacks explaining the law be like: “Imagine if you’re stealing a wallet”

@GarbageHuman24 Least racist CoD lobby

So let me get this straight... The folks on the far left who kept yapping about taxing the rich, eating lab grown grass flavored like meat, rainbow flags in our nurseries & primary schools, pro migration, forcing geopolitics & modern day sexual orientations in our video games and plastering DEI in every workspace imaginable... were being manipulated and controlled by the rich? LMAO

@MrPrudentialist Your friends are autistic?

Grateful to good friends and Tylenol for making moving a less painful endeavor.

@BasedTorba @WBS_Meme_King She's very open about how disobedient and disrespectful she was (and still is, because she's *so* independent) to her father. Did a whole episode about it. I was cringing at what a terrible job he did with her the whole time.

@WBS_Meme_King 90% of our problems stem from the failure of husbands/fathers not putting women like this in their place

Imagining tuning into Allie Beth Stuckey's podcast and getting school marmed for 60 minutes straight. Couldn't be me.

When the laity began to hate.

@optcglover Okay, I can see it

Most playtest groups gatekeep. Not mine, this deck has a 100% winrate in our internal testing. Please proceed with caution, this deck is HIGH OCTANE! Thinking outside of the box is the only way you can escape mediocrity. Behold, StrawPenel

There's still time to make Ron DeSantis, first of his name, king of Florida We have 50 states, let's do monarchy in one and see how it goes

Tim Pool should get tan and jacked

@goddek @marklevinshow BRUTAL

@marklevinshow Says the person whose 5M-follower account is primarily botted and, despite that, gets ratioed by a moldy slice of bread every single time.

And this is probably how the entire Woke Reich podcasters get audience. Hence, the anti-Americanism, antisemitism, anti-Christianity.

yeah, living amidst the ruins of a more civilized world, wonder what thats like, haha

@CountDankulaTV @TrevorSheatz Count Dankula of all people weighing in on a Reformed Twitter Ghetto post (Love you bro)

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@TrevorSheatz Imagine putting your wife to open shame like this. What she did is shameful, but you could have kept it private. Instead you post it for all to see, "hey my wife used to be a whore!" You have your reward. Is it any wonder young men avoid the Church?

BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO

God be praised.

I am begging someone, anyone to clean up the disability fraud in the VA. This guy was a Navy reservist who went to school for the Government and got out after 2 years with disability benefits for anxiety and depression. This has to end.

@col_a_buendia Holy gem, Batman!

Can't believe I get to use this.